Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because the cast of friends really need the cash.

Who should do the hoovering?

@newreality1- you can do the hoovering!

Your motivation knows that you never do housework on a Saturday night it's the law😳 why am I still posting on this thread when I can't think of any questions?

Because Simon Said you had to.

What did Queen want to break free from?

The constraints of the Royal family ,why is Peter Andre so popular?

Because Les Dennis is too busy.

Why do I keep cross posting?

Because he loves his kids so much!

Why are we still asking all these questions?

Because Peter Andre loves his kids more than he loves Les Dennis
You are finding that so hard to imagine that when you go to post a reply you go all philosophical & lose hours thinking over over the Les Dennis/Peter Andre/Love Children problem.

Why are we still asking questions?

Because we want to fill the thread ,wine or vodka?

Because someone said we had to or else.

How can I gather thousands of tiny polystyrene balls up from my hall and kitchen. My dog ripped the beanbag just to add to my house work. My hoover is also broken. This is fact not an excuse. So come on how can I? (and i have lost my dustpan and brush in the garage)

Borrow and elephant and get it to act as a makeshift hoover by sniffing the balls up it's trunk then depositing them in the bin.

What is your ideal holiday?

Skiing because I love being cold.

What do you fancy most for breakfast in morning?

Hannibal Lecter

What are fava beans?

Magic beans. Jack knows.

Why do I stare at work instead of doing it?

Because staring is the new doing ,will COVID ever end?

Yes. The aliens will come and eradicate it with their super duper viral lasers on New years Eve, not to worry.

What is the meaning of life?

Given that the meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42, I'd say < 14

If I'm too tired to think of a question, I probably ought to turn it, oughtn't I?

You could spin round standing on top your bed wearing gold hot pants channelling Kylie - Minogue not Jenner.

Why are teenagers soooo loud?

Loud teens are practicing to be adults working in libraries

Why am I awake?

Because this is the only time you can talk to me.

Why are teenage girls so obsessed with fit boys?

Because they haven’t discovered the joy of crotchet yet.

Who are the people who are shouting outside?

carol singers fighting over the solo parts.

what should i have for a midnight snack?

Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, Chicken Supernoodles, Wotsits, Dark Chocolate Bounty & lashings of full fat Coke & Champagne.

Is Keir Starmer hot or not?

Medium hot, I'd say

Do you know the way to San jose?

Take a left past ammarillo, 24hrs after tulsa, first on the right.

Why am i awake at this ungodly hour?