Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Because you are

Why are jelly beans

Because they're made of beetles poo.
Why is it called a hot dog?

Yes turn left at the end of your road and walk for 1,142.5 miles

If you live in Tipperary, where is it along way to ?

X post !

cos a cold dog wont be nice ,

why is it called a coffee table

Because it hates tea

Why did william tell?

@AlCalavicci

Yes turn left at the end of your road and walk for 1,142.5 miles

If you live in Tipperary, where is it along way to ?

Newmarket, everyone knows that

Can i have a Giraffe please

No , get a sea horse instead,

Is marmite addictive

( over 24 hrs I have had 6 rounds of toast and marmite ! )

Marmite is disgusting and the invention of hell's angels.

Did Jerry Springer

I heard he sprang a leak

Where can I find an orange twirl?

On the dance floor.

Who is your celeb crush

Vanilla ice.
What are you doing up at this time on a Sunday morning?

I have just finished painting the outside of the house, with glow in the dark paint.

Why does my DC walk 2" in front of my feet in public

So you can slip stream in their wake and conserve energy.

What are the Astronauts on ISS doing right now?

They have just woken up had a shower and having breakfast ,then considering wether to watch re runs of friends,as it's the only thing worth watching in the whole universe ,What time will my Dh wake up?

Just as soon as you are ready t take a lovely Sunday nap.

What is to the west of the west and north of the south?

Nevereverland.

What colour should I paint my bedroom walls?

Glow in the dark neon pink of course

Why does my DD love doing chores in Roblox but not IRL?

Because Roblox is real life obvs.

What should I do first today to make a dent in my huge to do list?

Punch the to do list, of course.

Should I continue to let both the sleeping DDog and DH lie?

Yes because otherwise they will both annoy you ,Will British people ever be happy with the Weather?

What else will we moan about then ?

Will schools reopen and save my sanity ? [please god]

Schools will only open successfully if the Government take their advice from the "experts " on Mumsnet corona virus topic
,Do you think they will be making Xmas face masks this year?

Yes, in decades to come, people will be complaining about having to wear the paper hats and masks that come out of crackers. It will be a new tradition.

WIBU to buy a mosquito net because I can't stand any more midge bites at night?

We only dream of getting midge bites

Would it be OK if I paint this room first

No you can't paint that room! Get the husband/wife/kids/cat/dog/man next door or just grab the next person who walks down your street to paint THAT room!

Why is my ankle so itchy?