Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

There are tiny little people walking all over it, all of whom are wearing feather dusters for slippers, tickling your ankle and making it itch.

Will I ever be able to switch off?

Yes, if you find the remote.

Why is DS cooking dinner?

Because he likes to imagine he's the chef in the galley of a nuclear submarine.

Where are my bats this year?

Batland

Why can't I think of a question?

Because you are an all knowing godess

What ever happened to Samantha Mumba?

She's Gotta Tell You that herself.

What day is it tomorrow?

Xmas day🎄 ,when will Dh fix the light in the bathroom?

Never, it will be forever dark.
What first name do you wish you had?

Ermintrude ,what were the loud bangs i heard outside earlier?

It's two Badgers having a fight, using clothes props as fencing sticks & dustbin lids as shields.
The Foxes have let off a load of fireworks & the Owls are so drunk that they've fallen out off the tree,
Luckily the Owls fell onto next door's trampoline,
The Bats are busy taking bets on which Badger will be the victor.
Whilst my Cat along with the Sheep & Deer over in the next field are cheering loudly.

The spiders are not happy as the noise is disturbing their darking washing activities.

Will this thread have a part 2 thread?

It will be a never ending thread ,Why's my dog on my bed again?

It's not your bed. It's your dogs. Please remember that from now on. It's important. It annoys your dog alot when you forget.

Will I ever get to the end of this ironing pile?

Pick the shirt at the bottom of the pile and iron it - there done!

Will lemons ever grow on fences ?

Of course not, they used to but there was some sort of falling out and they are very bitter.

Is your bed comfortable?

Yes it's so comfortable that the cat has now decided it's her bed & I am now banished to her furry leopard print blanket on the sofa.

Why do women find Boris Johnson soooo attractive?

Not this one

Can I have a 'P' please Bob

Snigger, of course you had have a P, after you’ve made me a T.

Green tea- why?

Because tea has gone back to the more peaceful time of 2013 & has decided from now on it will be 'Emerald colour of the year 2013' Green Tea

Why is Farrow & Ball paint so special? according to MN

Each tin is imbued with the magic of 1000 MN chickens, giving it the power to last a lifetime.

Where shall I take 2 year old DS this morning?

Sunbathing in Croatia followed by a spa visit.

Why did I wake up happy today?

Because,happiness makes the world go round ,why did I dream about my nephew serving me a glass of wine in a bar in Blackpool ,when he is neither s Barman,nor does he live in Blackpool?

You had a glimpse of the alternate universe you created when you managed to catch that train at the last minute.

Why does the sun always shine on TV?

Because the radio is in the cupboard,where can I buy a Mumsnet chicken that will feed my family for a month?

From Never Never Land.

When will DS16 wake up from his pit?

When the invisible force surrounding his bed wears off usually around 12.30_1pm I find , I have just had a late breakfast when will I feel hungry again?