Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

Cats dare each other to be a massive arseholes each and every day There is a league table. They all try very hard to get to the top of it.
Why haven't I seen a white dog poo for ages?

It was never white dog poo, it was Polar Bear poo and they are now extinct due to the overuse of Bristows hairspray in the 80's.

Why dont most drivers indicate when turning?

Why is it so hot?

To stop you complaining about being too cold.

Why do fools fall in love?

Why dont most drivers indicate when turning?

Because every other road user is psychic.

Why do fools fall in love?

Because they're fed up with being gooseberries

Is this the way to Amarillo?

You get to Amarillo by following the Yellow Brick Road

Why does it always rain on me?

No, but you’re only 24 hours from Tulsa

Why can’t I make Yorkshire pudding?

Sorry Gin - we must have posted simultaneously - I didn’t mean to answer you.

Now I do - it’s because it’s always raining in your heart

Yorkshire pudding is food of the gods and only those from the chosen county can do so

Where did I leave my glasses?

In the fridge of an elf at the North Pole.

Why is it so dang hot?

Beelzebub's preparation for The Harvest

What is haggis?

Haggis is Cigars backwards. You smoke them.

Siggah - Cigar.

Why can't I save money?

Because the money was determined to end its life

Why didn't @Nocaloriesinchocolate write a question? 😂

She was counting the calories in the chocolate

Why do I have to work?

Somebody has to pay tax to the government.

How much is that doggy in the window?

Free at the point of use.

When will I shift my arse into gear and get off the sofa?

When you realise you are in an automatic and you have no clutch pedal.

Why does she sell seashells on the seashore?

Because that's where the shellmarket is.
Why do birds fly south in winter?

Because she'd rather that than be Peter Piper with his peck of pickled peppers.

Why, why, why, Delilah?

Because she got a bit carried away when she wanted to get her husband to the barbers but they are not doing beard trimming.

Why do the pigeons always shit in the bird bath?

Why do birds fly south in Winter - that's where their holiday homes are.

Why do the pigeons always shit in the bird bath? - because they are not invited to the holiday homes.

Why do mini chocolate digestives taste better than the larger versions?

Why do mini chocolate digestives taste better than the larger versions?
Because taste is concentrated.

Why is ice cold?