Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

[bearlyactive]

For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

[bearlyactive]

NEW THREAD!!!

Lweji's question is answered on there!

[Lweji]

Gremlins ate your food after midnight and had a shower.

What to do to stop procrastinating?

[newreality1]

I think she has already done her duty for the people. OP may put the honour onto someone else. Why was my fridge door open and beeping when I came home today?

[x2boys]

She sends him to the naughty step ,it's in the oval office and he has to have a good think about what he's done.Will the Op come back to start a new thread before we run out of space on this?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Yes particularly if a character has a new collection of Nesti Dante soaps or a mystery box from Chateau du Savon to unwrap.

How does Melania punish Donald when he's been very hugely bigely not at all a very nice guy hugely, I say HUGELY naughty?

[x2boys]

It's over the Rainbow,Do characters in soap opera,s watch other soaps?

[Aroundtheworldin80moves]

In quarantine as it was in holiday in Spain.

Daddy or Chips?

[Imissmoominmama]

Not me!

Where’s the new thread?

[Sunbird24]

Donald Trump, he’s good at giving wrong answers to questions!

Who will post the last question on this thread?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Because pears are now banned from being used as the ball in bedside netball/basketball/volleyball as too many windows were broken due to unripe pears.
Grapes were voted in as a necessary replacement as there were millions of them just hanging around in the NHS & no one knew what to do with them.

Who will start part 2 of this thread?

[x2boys]

You will just have to wait and see and it will continue untill it doesn't ,
Why do people bring patients grapes when they visit them in hospital why not pears ?

[Alexindiamondarmour]

Because they wait to see how inconvenient they can be for you.

Who will get the last post on this thread, and will it continue?

[Regularname]

Providing additional guidance and support to parents about sleep, diet and physical activity from birth to 2 years of age prevent obesity in childhood?

No free sweets for all? Why do I get the nosebleeds on the days I forget to take tissues?

[Regularname]

The book Suitable Boy

Why do I get the nosebleeds on the days I forget to take tissues?

[EmbarrassingAdmissions]

Packing Cubes: A Case Study in Anachronism

Providing additional guidance and support to parents about sleep, diet and physical activity from birth to 2 years of age prevent obesity in childhood?

(Name of a trial I've just seen - slightly adapted.)

[WinnieTheW0rm]

The serious sexual sadist who has been watching you will come in and steal your underwear

Which box set should I watch next?

[Lweji]

Yes, in order to succeed the Queen.

What will happen if I open my windows?

[TheoriginalLEM]

His handbag, with his eyelash curlers in.

Will boris resign?

[WinnieTheW0rm]

No, the hail will hammer down so hard there will be no space for mere raindrops

What will DS leave behind when he moves back to university town?

[Alexindiamondarmour]

Baby don’t hurt me. I don’t know the answer.

Will it rain when I move house tomorrow?

[bearlyactive]

Me.

I wanna know what love is... so what is love?

[Sunbird24]

My dad tried but he started getting a bit tubby round the middle so he’s had to go back to healthy eating.

Who will my next phone call come from?

[Alexindiamondarmour]

Because I ate baked beans this morning, sorry about that.

Will man ever live on mars?

[TheoriginalLEM]

Because they are not wasps

Why is it so windy?

[TracyBeakerSoYeah]

Only if Boris says go out to play, but make sure you stay indoors, go out to eat to help out, but make sure you stay indoors, don't meet up with friends but do have friends in your garden. Wear a mask but only if there is an R in the month & make sure you go out for a walk & back to work but please stay at home.
Then only if you go camping in Scotland but not really go camping in Scotland & play a musical instrument whilst having you eyes tested whilst driving your car.
Then local lockdown restrictions will ease.

Why are bees so furry & cute?