Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

When the planets align, the birds fly backwards and the roses bloom in winter.

Why do my feet hurt?

I have just had a late breakfast when will I feel hungry again

13.23.

Why do my feet still hurt?

Because you need to wear shoes ,when you a walking to the shops ,how will I know if he really loves me?

Give it time, and he will show you. (Seriously.)

When should I start preparing all the ingredients for dinner? (I take ages because of medical issues and general slowness!)

About 20 minutes after you plan on eating (and then order a takeaway)

How can I stop procrastinating?

Keep asking MNetters how.

How many ants in a beehive?

Many more since hairdressers closed for Covid

Violin or oboe?

Trumpet ,Blonde or Brunette?

c) vuvuzela

What shall i spend this spare million on?

You should buy me a house as it will make you feel so good & warm & fluffy inside.

How long will the schools manage to stay open for this Autumn?

pizza

are we nearly there yet???

We passed it 30 mins ago.

how large is the pie in the sky?

It depends wether it's cheese and onion or apple pie,why don't southerners like chips and gravy?

Because they are unfriendly robots and gravy makes them rusty.

Why do people like skiing holidays?

Because they told their posh workmate that they were a fabulous skiier, then ended up going on a skiing trip with them, loved it and now returns every year.

Why has my homemade risotto gone watery...?

Because your cooking skills are such that it started crying.

What to watch on TV?

The dust .

How long will it take my uniform t-shirt to dry ?

It’s already dry; your hands are damp.

Why does my cat’s breath smell weird today?

because it ate a Llama

Is it always warm here

In Scotland? Yip, fucking tropical.

Why is the sky blue?

Because mother nature stood on a smurf.

Why do cats purr?

They don't. You must have got a faulty one.

Why is my dog scared of the ironing board?

Because it randomly disappears & appears again & walks through walls.
(Never did find out what happened in the end in the mysterious disappearing ironing board thread)

Is Boris Johnson was a children's TV character, who would he be?

David Walliams

Spit or swallow?

Both, in birds nest soup.

When do DC stop annoying each other on purpose?