I found this little gem on rightmove

[TheThreeHeadedBeast]

Just been browsing rightmove, looks innocuous from the outside.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

What a cracker. Starts off reasonably, but by photo four has completely gone off the rails.

Oh gosh. Where to start....! Was it the zebra rocking horse that put you off? The dog waiter? Or the mirrored cube bed......

Hairy lights!

They are also the reason why you can't come unicorns nowadays.

It's Nigel Garage's place isn't it?

Secretly though I love it..

How do you even make a house that big look cluttered?

I was just looking at this! It’s very local to me but no idea who lives in such a palace! £5 million!!!

Why have they put their cars in bubbles?

oMG autocorrect fail. FARAGE

Austin Powers would have loved it

Who lives there? I need to know...

I actually find those ostrich feather light shades slightly terrifying.

And the dead things in the hallway...

Absolutely vile

That rocking horse made me go back and look a second time, the hall is something to behold,,🤣

The cars will be in bubbles to protect them, I think they are likely old and worth a lot of money,

Nigel Garage. For a moment there I thought it was some sleb I'd never heard of.
😂😂😂😂

I've just googled Nigel Garage!

What is it about lots of money and appalling taste?

I also want to know who lives there. There a few footballers etc round here, but not usually so close.

It's so bad it's brilliant. Totally batshit mad!

That is atrocious. The decoration is actually criminal. Who has a stuffed polar bear as a table. Nuts!

The badger butler in the dining room!! 😭😭

Why have they got giant tarantulas hanging from their ceilings?

Nice hiuse. Probably a good thing the interior objects go with the current owner. Kitchen could do with a revamp.

Good luck with downsizing from that!

I'd only buy it if the badger stays