I found this little gem on rightmove

[TheThreeHeadedBeast]

Just been browsing rightmove, looks innocuous from the outside.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

More like £20,000

The very definition of "tarts handbag"

@MiniMum97

Why have they put their cars in bubbles?

Corona virus

I bet that was a beautiful house as well before the ruined it.

I can’t go back for a second look because the hairy lights have freaked me out so much. I don’t want to see them again.

Good God it is horrendous inside. Its not another one of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's boudoirs is it?!!

OMG, their dogs bed is better than mine!

Once they move all their shite out it will probably be a lovely house. It's seeing past the appalling taste in home decor which is the hard bit.

It's like TK Maxx 'objet d'art' section vommed across the house. Now I know where all the weird ornaments go

The house is OK though? All the permanent fixtures and decor are fairly ordinary.

Wow...every picture was an added moment of WTF
The lips on the stairs
The animals
The awful feathery lights (imagine the spiders that could hide in there!)
The bear waiter in the dining room (I might be tempted to keep him though in all honesty )
The mirrored bed
The bubble cars

@MsMonkey

You'd need to factor about another £500k onto the purchase price to gut the entire interior

No you wouldn’t. Once all the “stuff” is removed it will be beautiful. It just needs a new kitchen.

Money can't buy taste.

It’s Joe Exotics house, surely.

Great find!!

Not a book in sight. Dreadful vulgarity . People who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

@Councilworker

It's like TK Maxx 'objet d'art' section vommed across the house. Now I know where all the weird ornaments go

Correct

I think 'eclectic' is the word we're looking for.

I don't suppose the sale price includes the animals etc. With those gone it's a lovely house.

that car in the left is worth millions

who has more than one stuffed unicorn!

the lips on the stairs!

the animals have made me feel a bit sick.

@MiniMum97

Why have they put their cars in bubbles?

They are classic cars. The bubbles have fans in them to reduce damp in the air so the cars don't rust. We have a classic car in one in our garage.

Wow, is the zebra rocking horse a real, stuffed zebra?
The indoor car, is that part of a cinema room, bizarre. Looks like something my DD would design on Sims after using the cheat for free money 😂

The cars in their plastic tents in the garages ! . It’s just to own rather than display and admire, isn’t it?

They must be related to the people who own this one, not on such a grand scale though Ashingdon Road, Rochford
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94353824.html

Hertingfordbury sounds to me like one of the spoof places that Victoria wood used in her sketches.

I looked at the previous selling price and it was £,3,250000. 5 years ago . Not a bad mark up !

But what is it about these big houses with so few photos. The older listing only had 8 photos and 1 of them was a nicely positioned bath bridge.