I found this little gem on rightmove

[TheThreeHeadedBeast]

Just been browsing rightmove, looks innocuous from the outside.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

I feel scarred after seeing that. Scared and scarred.
Where on earth are they moving TO?

It looks like a footballer version of the Last Tuesday Society in Hackney. How weird!

I love the mirrored bed

Not sure about the dead animal light shade

The arranging of the taxidermy is fun

@JellyfishandShells

The cars in their plastic tents in the garages ! . It’s just to own rather than display and admire, isn’t it?

Again, no. It's to stop them rusting in storage.

I was excited to see the bathrooms on the video tour, but found them disappointingly ordinary... expected a stuffed dolphin leaping out the bath and jellyfish dangling from the ceiling!

I liked the rocking zebra enough to google it. Hand made and really beautiful. If I had a spare £2k kicking about ...

www.dapplegrey.co.uk/pages/product_rocking_zebra.html

Looks more likely to be a motor-sports person than a footballer. Personally I found the framed picture of Maggie Thatcher flicking the Vs the most terrifying bit.

Oh wow. That made me laugh. Whose house is it. A showbiz type person.

For such a huge house it has a really mediocre kitchen.

I suppose with £5million the person buying it won’t be worried about the cost of renovations.

But I think there is better for what would turn out for less if you look around

Oh my!! That's made my morning.

Just showed all-things-engines obsessed DH the cars. Apparently it's not totally crazy - the pods are climate controlled, anti humidity, attached to dehumidifiers, etc etc.

Obviously the rest of it is gloriously bat shit though.

I love it. Totally bonkers!

I far prefer it to the acres of monochrome shininess you often see.

I completely missed the alligator in picture 5!

@JellyfishandShells

The cars in their plastic tents in the garages ! . It’s just to own rather than display and admire, isn’t it?

More than likely investments.

This thread is really unkind. Mr Tumble and his family have worked very hard at the cutting edge of showbiz for many years and deserve to reap the rewards

I love that quirky round tower. In fact, all of the exterior looks amazing. Just need a few hundred Hippo Bags for the inside....

I love the cinema room.

Omg haha the animals everywhere. How tacky lol. Pricey!

I applaud the OP for bringing us such a Rightmove gem
We need a round of applause emoticon.

I imagine that this house exactly mirrors the dreams that Su Pollard has every single night.

Omg - what on Earth have they done to such a beautiful house - absolutely awful !

There's a video?! Never saw that earlier.

For those that missed it...

Each car gets its own bubble wrap bubble???

Absolutely beautiful house - the permanent decor isn’t that bad, hopefully the bed and taxidermy is going with the sellers! Can’t imagine people looking in that price bracket find their own places online, they probably have estate agents approaching them with relevant props...

It should be illegal to defile such a beautiful house with interiors like that.

Bloody hell! A great example of people with (way) more money than taste!
Perhaps the Beckham's starter home?
Also wondered who Nigel Garage was!!