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I found this little gem on rightmove

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TheThreeHeadedBeast · 18/07/2020 10:40

Just been browsing rightmove, looks innocuous from the outside.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94868036.html

OP posts:
QueSera · 18/07/2020 11:46

I feel scarred after seeing that. Scared and scarred.
Where on earth are they moving TO?

Pangur2 · 18/07/2020 11:47

It looks like a footballer version of the Last Tuesday Society in Hackney. How weird!

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 18/07/2020 11:49

I love the mirrored bed Grin

Not sure about the dead animal light shade Hmm

The arranging of the taxidermy is fun

EnterNight · 18/07/2020 11:50

@JellyfishandShells

The cars in their plastic tents in the garages ! . It’s just to own rather than display and admire, isn’t it?
Again, no. It's to stop them rusting in storage.
Trixieandkatya · 18/07/2020 11:50

I was excited to see the bathrooms on the video tour, but found them disappointingly ordinary... expected a stuffed dolphin leaping out the bath and jellyfish dangling from the ceiling! Grin

Alsohuman · 18/07/2020 11:50

I liked the rocking zebra enough to google it. Hand made and really beautiful. If I had a spare £2k kicking about ...

www.dapplegrey.co.uk/pages/product_rocking_zebra.html

MsRinky · 18/07/2020 11:51

Looks more likely to be a motor-sports person than a footballer. Personally I found the framed picture of Maggie Thatcher flicking the Vs the most terrifying bit.

Viviennemary · 18/07/2020 11:51

Oh wow. That made me laugh. Whose house is it. A showbiz type person.

Oliversmumsarmy · 18/07/2020 11:52

For such a huge house it has a really mediocre kitchen.

I suppose with £5million the person buying it won’t be worried about the cost of renovations.

But I think there is better for what would turn out for less if you look around

SirSamuelVimesBlackboardMonito · 18/07/2020 11:52

Oh my!! That's made my morning.

Just showed all-things-engines obsessed DH the cars. Apparently it's not totally crazy - the pods are climate controlled, anti humidity, attached to dehumidifiers, etc etc.

Obviously the rest of it is gloriously bat shit though.

SoupDragon · 18/07/2020 11:53

I love it. Totally bonkers!

I far prefer it to the acres of monochrome shininess you often see.

SoupDragon · 18/07/2020 11:55

I completely missed the alligator in picture 5!

PhilCornwall1 · 18/07/2020 11:56

@JellyfishandShells

The cars in their plastic tents in the garages ! . It’s just to own rather than display and admire, isn’t it?
More than likely investments.
WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/07/2020 11:57

This thread is really unkind. Mr Tumble and his family have worked very hard at the cutting edge of showbiz for many years and deserve to reap the rewards Grin

I love that quirky round tower. In fact, all of the exterior looks amazing. Just need a few hundred Hippo Bags for the inside....

anon5000 · 18/07/2020 11:58

I love the cinema room.

Namechange32564 · 18/07/2020 11:58

Omg haha the animals everywhere. How tacky lol. Pricey!

NewHouseNewMe · 18/07/2020 11:58

I applaud the OP for bringing us such a Rightmove gem Grin
We need a round of applause emoticon.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 18/07/2020 11:59

I imagine that this house exactly mirrors the dreams that Su Pollard has every single night.

HeronLanyon · 18/07/2020 12:00

Omg - what on Earth have they done to such a beautiful house - absolutely awful !

Keepitup · 18/07/2020 12:01

There's a video?! Never saw that earlier.

For those that missed it...

Gingernaut · 18/07/2020 12:01

Each car gets its own bubble wrap bubble???

I found this little gem on rightmove
anon444877 · 18/07/2020 12:01

Absolutely beautiful house - the permanent decor isn’t that bad, hopefully the bed and taxidermy is going with the sellers! Can’t imagine people looking in that price bracket find their own places online, they probably have estate agents approaching them with relevant props...

VettiyaIruken · 18/07/2020 12:01

It should be illegal to defile such a beautiful house with interiors like that.

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IdblowJonSnow · 18/07/2020 12:02

Bloody hell! A great example of people with (way) more money than taste!
Perhaps the Beckham's starter home?
Also wondered who Nigel Garage was!!

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