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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
DeborahAnnabelToo · 15/07/2020 12:27

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Now, piss off."

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 15/07/2020 12:31

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Now piss off.

SandyDays · 15/07/2020 12:31

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose - now piss off" -Dr. Seuss

tectonicplates · 15/07/2020 12:32

The weekend has landed! Now piss off.

tectonicplates · 15/07/2020 12:32

Choose life. Now piss off.

EatsShootsAndRuns · 15/07/2020 12:33

United we stand, divided we fall.
Now piss off.

tectonicplates · 15/07/2020 12:35

They think it's all over. It is now. Now piss off.

missmouse101 · 15/07/2020 12:35

This too shall pass. Now piss off.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 15/07/2020 12:36

I just wanted to take another look at you. Now, piss off.

tectonicplates · 15/07/2020 12:36

One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. Now piss off.

Chip22 · 15/07/2020 12:37

P.S: I love you. Now piss off.

NetballHoop · 15/07/2020 12:41

Yes it hurt, yes it worked. Now piss off.

Kittytheteapot · 15/07/2020 12:42

England expects every man will do his duty. Now piss off.

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 15/07/2020 12:43

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... Now, piss off"

iklboo · 15/07/2020 12:43

I carried a watermelon. Now piss off.

You had me at hello. Now piss off.

BurtsBeesKnees · 15/07/2020 12:46

You can't handle the truth - now piss off

WhoWants2Know · 15/07/2020 13:16

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. Now, piss off.

WhoWants2Know · 15/07/2020 13:17

From DD10: "The British are coming! Now piss off!"

Witchofzog · 15/07/2020 13:21

Live laugh love. Now piss off

PuppyMonkey · 15/07/2020 13:22

Did you mean to be so rude? Now piss off.

Improves it by about one million percent imho.Grin

SugarHockeyIcedTea · 15/07/2020 13:23

This thread has made me laugh! Much needed!

"You are a toy! Now,piss off." Toy Story

"Just keep swimming! Now,piss off." Finding Nemo

Always let your conscience be your guide, now piss off." Pinocchio

Can you tell that me and DS have been watching Disney plus?

BendingSpoons · 15/07/2020 13:26

I have a dream. Now piss off.

TorkTorkBam · 15/07/2020 13:26

There is no spoon. Now piss off.

AnneKipanki · 15/07/2020 13:27

Frankly my dear , I don't give a damn. Now piss off.

TorkTorkBam · 15/07/2020 13:28

When we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard or welcomed. But when we are silent, we are still afraid. So it is better to speak. Now piss off.
- Audre Lorde + 00100001

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