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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
AgnesNaismith · 15/07/2020 15:24

‘You have no power over me. Now piss off’

‘You remind me of the babe. Now piss off’

‘Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Now piss off’

CathyorClaire · 15/07/2020 15:26

Live long and prosper. Now piss off.

You built a time machine out of a Delorean? Nah. Piss off Wink

BelfastBloke · 15/07/2020 15:38

Give me your hand if we be friends,

BelfastBloke · 15/07/2020 15:38

And Robin shall restore amends

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 15/07/2020 15:38

Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there, fuck off some more. Now piss off.

BelfastBloke · 15/07/2020 15:38

Now piss off.

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 15:39

In the beginning was the word. Now piss off.

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 15:40

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore are thou, Romeo? Now piss off.

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 15:40

Do as you would be done by. Now piss off.

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 15:41

Can you tell I like this game? Grin

Original poster
00100001 · 15/07/2020 15:51

@Allflightscancelled
Grin

OP posts:
AristotleAteMyHamster · 15/07/2020 16:31

Reader, I married him. Now, piss off.

Original poster
00100001 · 15/07/2020 16:37

Mumsnet. By parents for parents. Now piss off.

OP posts:
CigarsofthePharoahs · 15/07/2020 16:45

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Now piss off.

These aren't the droids we're looking for. We'll now piss off

Anthilda · 15/07/2020 16:57

Winter is coming. Now piss off

EastofEdna · 15/07/2020 17:01

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Now piss off.

iklboo · 15/07/2020 17:02

These aren't the droids you're looking for. Now piss off.

NatashaRomanov · 15/07/2020 17:23

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Now, piss off.

NatashaRomanov · 15/07/2020 17:25

From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Now, piss off.

Pleasebeaflesbite · 15/07/2020 17:33

Sam: I love you, Molly. I've always loved you.
Molly: Ditto. Now piss off

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/07/2020 17:43

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways - now piss off!

I’ve started, so I’ll finish - now piss off.

Nice to see you! Now piss off.

thebearwentoverthebumble · 15/07/2020 17:46

"where we're going we won't need roads, now piss off! “

AuntMasha · 15/07/2020 17:47

My soul doth magnify the Lord,
And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour
Because He hath regarded the humility of his handmaid: for behold from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.
Now piss off.

thebearwentoverthebumble · 15/07/2020 17:47

"is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.... Now piss off! “

Costacoffeeplease · 15/07/2020 17:50

True story. My grandfather was an entertainer and did a lot of musical evenings during and just after the war. If the audience were a bit fidgety, during the interval he would tell the rest of the group, ‘A quick We’ll Meet Again, and piss off’ 😄