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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 13:49

Top of the world, Ma! Now piss off. (James Cagney, Public Enemy - probably, or maybe The Roaring 20s)

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 13:50

Oh I'vergot another one.

You've got to fight, for your right, to paaaaaaarty! Now piss off.

SummerSnapdragon · 15/07/2020 13:51

To boldly go where no one has gone before-Now piss off!

greenestolives · 15/07/2020 13:54

Don't tell him, Pike. Now piss off.

blacksax · 15/07/2020 13:55

I have a cunning plan. Now piss off.

ButterflyBitch · 15/07/2020 13:56

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. Now piss off”

Imissmoominmama · 15/07/2020 13:57

All great and precious things are lonely- now piss off.

Imissmoominmama · 15/07/2020 13:58

I want to be alone- now piss off!

ButterflyBitch · 15/07/2020 13:58

Houston, we have a problem. Now piss off!

ClosestThingToCrazy · 15/07/2020 13:59

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. Now piss off- Eeyore

ClosestThingToCrazy · 15/07/2020 14:01

If you can't say something nice. Don't say nothing at all. Now piss off.

LizzieMacQueen · 15/07/2020 14:02

I must level with you, level with the British public, many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time, now piss off.

BJ 12 March 2020

BigBadVoodooHat · 15/07/2020 14:03

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Now piss off.

TriStateArea · 15/07/2020 14:05

A reason, a season or a lifetime. Now, piss off.

Bbq1 · 15/07/2020 14:09

I have nothing to declare except my genius. Now piss off.

Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him well, Horatio. Now piss off.

CathyorClaire · 15/07/2020 14:09

My precious. Now piss off
To infinity and beyond. Now piss off
Phone home. Now piss off.
This is a local shop for local people. Now piss off
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Now piss off

Bbq1 · 15/07/2020 14:12

Reader, I married him. Now piss off

Conniebluesky · 15/07/2020 14:13

Reader, I married him. Now piss off.

AristotleAteMyHamster · 15/07/2020 14:17

We are not amused. Now piss off.

LookItsMeAgain · 15/07/2020 14:27

"Houston......We have a problem......now piss off!"

goingtotown · 15/07/2020 14:29

Neither a borrower nor a lender be..Now piss off. (Hamlet)

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 14:37

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Now piss off. (Charles Dickens)

MonsteraDeliciosa · 15/07/2020 14:37

I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Now piss off.

John 14:16

QualityFeet · 15/07/2020 14:45

Better drowned than duffers. If not duffers won’t drown. Now piss off.

Crafting1Queen · 15/07/2020 15:19

Don't mock the afflicted. Now piss off!