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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
CathyorClaire · 15/07/2020 21:11

Last night I dreamt I was at Manderley again. Now piss off

nunnun · 15/07/2020 21:13

I came, I saw, I conquered. Now piss off.

CathyorClaire · 15/07/2020 21:14

Jack..........Jack........I love you Jack [but there's only room for one on this floating flotsam. Now piss off]

CathyorClaire · 15/07/2020 21:17

You have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Now piss off.

CityCommuter · 15/07/2020 22:18

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Zisforstripyoss · 15/07/2020 22:43

I see pride, I see power, I see a bad ass mutha who won't take no crap off of NOBODY. Now, piss off!

Clawdy · 15/07/2020 22:46

You'll be a man, my son! Now, piss off!

KickAssAngel · 15/07/2020 23:01

I want to break free. Now piss off.

BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 15/07/2020 23:05

No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever. Now, piss off.

WhatamessIgotinto · 15/07/2020 23:32

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go. Now piss off.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 23:40

Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons. Now, piss off.

NymphInYellow · 15/07/2020 23:49

Nice to see you, to see you nice. Now piss off.

LadyGAgain · 16/07/2020 00:04

Yippee-Kay-aye mother fuckers! Now piss off.

Giggorata · 16/07/2020 00:19

Get away from her, you bitch! Now piss off.

God is dead. Now piss off.

I will survive. Now piss off.

billydilly · 16/07/2020 00:29

Now get up. Now, piss off

Longdistance · 16/07/2020 00:33

🧙‍♀️ I’m melting. Now, piss off!

WildOrchids67 · 16/07/2020 00:40

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Now piss off.

Smallsteps88 · 16/07/2020 00:40

You had me at hello, now piss off.

That’ll do pig, now piss off.

Show me the money, now piss off.

You can’t handle the truth, now piss off.

You’ve lost that loving feeling, now piss off (ok that’s a lyric, not a quote.)

We were on a break, now piss off.

billydilly · 16/07/2020 00:40

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, now piss off.

Itsmybirthday19 · 16/07/2020 00:44

"My good opinion once lost is lost forever. Now, piss off"

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

MissJacksonIfYoureNasty · 16/07/2020 00:45

Rochester: So you and I must say goodbye?

  • Jane Eyre: Yes, sir.
  • Rochester: And how does one perform that ceremony? Teach me, I am not quite up to it.
  • Jane Eyre: They say "farewell" or any other form they prefer.
  • Rochester: Farewell, Miss Eyre. At the present. Is that all?
  • Jane Eyre: Yes, sir.
  • Rochester: Then we shake hands.
  • Jane Eyre: Now piss off.
Tillygetsit · 16/07/2020 01:20

You looking at me? You looking at me? Now piss off.

safariboot · 16/07/2020 01:32

The Hobbit, abridged version:

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Now piss off.

MyfanwyMontez · 16/07/2020 01:34

Belgian upstart, if you please.Now piss off. Hercule Poirot, Death On The Nile

ResIpsaLoquiturInterAlia · 16/07/2020 01:50

I do. Now piss off!

To be or not to be? Now piss off!

Who’s the daddy? Now piss off!

Shaken not stirred. Now piss off!

Brexit means Brexshit. Now piss off!

Not the many not the few. Now piss off!

Stay home protect the NHS save lives. Now piss off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. Now piss off!

Keep calm and carry on. Now piss off!

I'll be back! Now piss off!

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