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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
AgnesNaismith · 16/07/2020 04:56

Show me the money!! Now piss off.

cultkid · 16/07/2020 06:30

@SandyDays 😆😆

Biggles001 · 16/07/2020 06:37

Show me the money. Now piss off

BettyCrockaShit · 16/07/2020 06:49

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. Now, piss off."

  • Marilyn Monroe
GrrrrrrArghhhhh · 16/07/2020 07:00

I, being born a woman and distressed
By all the needs and notions of my kind,
Am urged by your propinquity to find
Your person fair, and feel a certain zest
To bear your body's weight upon my breast:
So subtly is the fume of life designed,
To clarify the pulse and cloud the mind,
And leave me once again undone, possessed.
Think not for this, however, the poor treason
Of my stout blood against my staggering brain,
I shall remember you with love, or season
My scorn with pity,—let me make it plain:
I find this frenzy insufficient reason
For conversation when we meet again.

Now, piss off!

BatleyTownswomensGuild · 16/07/2020 07:46

"Seize the day. Now piss off."

Flopjustwantscoffee · 16/07/2020 09:14

Live! Laugh! Love! Now piss off!

BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 16/07/2020 09:23

Not my daughter, you bitch! Now, piss off!

CathyorClaire · 16/07/2020 10:37

Peace be with you. Now piss off.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 16/07/2020 10:41

With great power comes great responsibility. Now piss off.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/07/2020 15:08

Oh Captain, my Captain - now piss off.

TiggeryBear · 16/07/2020 16:16

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Now piss off!!!

user1475009690 · 16/07/2020 16:57

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!. Now piss off

wanderings · 16/07/2020 17:53

Will you start the fans please. Now piss off.

My name's Baldrick.
Yes, we know, sod off Baldrick. Now piss off.

iklboo · 16/07/2020 18:21

I feel the need. The need for speed. Now piss off.

LiveFatsDieYoGnu · 16/07/2020 19:46

When shall we three meet again, in thunder, lightning, or in rain? Now piss off.

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