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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
MonsteraDeliciosa · 15/07/2020 13:28

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Now piss off. — Gandhi.

AnneKipanki · 15/07/2020 13:28

oops , beaten to it by @AndNoneForGretchenWieners

ReefTeeth · 15/07/2020 13:29

This too shall pass. Now piss off.

ActuallyItsEugene · 15/07/2020 13:29

I'll never let go, Jack. Now, piss off. - Titanic (of course!)

TooMuchEyeliner · 15/07/2020 13:31

“It has turned out to be an annus horribilus. Now piss off”

I’ve often thought the Queen’s Speech would be improved with a bit of swearing.

MonsteraDeliciosa · 15/07/2020 13:31

Live long and prosper. Now piss off - Mr Spock

AnneKipanki · 15/07/2020 13:32

Stay Home. Stay Safe. Now , piss off !

iamtheoneandonlyyy · 15/07/2020 13:33

You had me at hello. Now piss off

iamtheoneandonlyyy · 15/07/2020 13:33

You had me at hello. Now piss off

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 13:35

May the force be with you. Now, piss off.

Eachpeachtree · 15/07/2020 13:37

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Now piss off”

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 13:38

We’ll always have Paris. Now, piss off.

Vebrithien · 15/07/2020 13:39

You. Shall. Not. Pass!
Now piss off!

Gandalf at the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm

Vebrithien · 15/07/2020 13:39

@Eachpeachtree

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Now piss off”
Snap!!
GreenGordon · 15/07/2020 13:39

I love you to the moon and back. Now piss off.

Poppyismyfavourite · 15/07/2020 13:40

For a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Now piss off.

JamieLeeCurtains · 15/07/2020 13:40

I am Spartacus. Now piss off.

SauvignonBlanketyBlank · 15/07/2020 13:41

Noone puts Baby in a corner..now piss off

MonsteraDeliciosa · 15/07/2020 13:41

"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. Now piss off" - Jesus

BoggledBudgie · 15/07/2020 13:42

“I do not like green eggs and ham, Sam-I-Am. I do not like them here nor there. Now, piss off”

JamieLeeCurtains · 15/07/2020 13:43

Blessed are the meek. Now piss off.

BeelzebubGoesToBenidorm · 15/07/2020 13:44

"What can I say, but you're welcome. Now piss off."

OhLookHeKickedTheBall · 15/07/2020 13:46

After all this time?
Always. Now, piss off

MrsMoastyToasty · 15/07/2020 13:47

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. Now piss off. - Princess Leia.

BeelzebubGoesToBenidorm · 15/07/2020 13:47

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now piss off."

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