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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:20

Ich bin ein Berliner. Now piss off!

Flopjustwantscoffee · 15/07/2020 18:26

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. Now piss off!

FattyBoom · 15/07/2020 18:29

Pivot, pivot, piivvoottt, now piss off

FattyBoom · 15/07/2020 18:30

I had a dream, now piss off

Patbutcherismyhero · 15/07/2020 18:30

I shall have my vengeance in this life or the next. Now piss off.

FattyBoom · 15/07/2020 18:31

*have

Permanantlypuzzled · 15/07/2020 18:31

The Lord said unto Moses, “now piss off.”

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:32

It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. Now piss off!

CallmeAngelina · 15/07/2020 18:37

"Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family. Now piss off."

Magicismagic · 15/07/2020 18:43

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42. Now piss off.

Allflightscancelled · 15/07/2020 18:51

Actually I can improve on my earlier offering:

In the beginning was the word. And the word was - now piss off

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/07/2020 18:54

@Yiayoula

Bond. James Bond. Now piss off.
Shouldn’t that be “Bond - James Bond. Now off - piss off!” @Yiayoula? WinkGrin
Sunbird24 · 15/07/2020 18:58

Yer a wizard Harry. Now piss off!

SingingSands · 15/07/2020 19:00

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Now, piss off.

BoogieFeet · 15/07/2020 19:31

Oh captain my captain. Now piss off.

lachy · 15/07/2020 19:32

You complete me. Now piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 20:20

Ceci n'est pas une pipe Now piss off.

AristotleAteMyHamster · 15/07/2020 20:39

Happy birthday Mr President. Now, piss off.

TheFormerPorpentinaScamander · 15/07/2020 20:41

We'll always have Paris. Now piss off!

Snazzysausage · 15/07/2020 20:44

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. Now piss off!

frankie001 · 15/07/2020 21:00

Clever girl. Now piss off.

frankie001 · 15/07/2020 21:04

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Now piss off

Apologies for my spelling!

coconutcoconutcrack · 15/07/2020 21:07

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Now piss off

coconutcoconutcrack · 15/07/2020 21:08

DH's one.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Now piss off

Anthilda · 15/07/2020 21:11

A stitch in time saves nine. Now piss off