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Add 'now, piss off' to a famous quote

191 replies

00100001 · 15/07/2020 12:26

Just for fun.

"I am your father. Now, piss off."

Or from Harry Potter?

Malfoy: "Scared Potter?"
Potter: "You wish. Now, piss off."

OP posts:
Flopjustwantscoffee · 15/07/2020 17:51

If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you. Now piss of.

BoogieFeet · 15/07/2020 17:52

As you wish ...now piss off!

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 17:53

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. Now, piss off
🤷‍♀️

SerenityNowwwww · 15/07/2020 17:54

I’m Spartacus! Now, piss of.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 17:54

And IIIIIIIIIIIYEIIIIIIIYEIIIIIII, will allllllllways loooooooove youoooooooo. Now, piss off.

Flopjustwantscoffee · 15/07/2020 17:57

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there. Now piss of

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 17:57

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Now piss off!

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 17:58

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. Now, piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 17:59

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. Now piss off.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 15/07/2020 18:00

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
Now, piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:00

Taxation without representation is tyranny. Now piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:01

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. Now piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:03

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. Now piss off!

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:03

I came, I saw, I conquered. Now piss off!

AdaColeman · 15/07/2020 18:08

It was the afternoon of my eighty first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali told me that the Archbishop had come to see me. Now piss off.

Yiayoula · 15/07/2020 18:08

Bond. James Bond. Now piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:10

One for all, and all for one! Now piss off.

borntobequiet · 15/07/2020 18:11

If I were you, I wouldn’t start from here. Now, piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:13

And it's goodnight from me; and it's goodnight from him. Now piss off.

AveAtqueVale · 15/07/2020 18:13

'I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king. Now, piss off.'

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:14

Here's one I made earlier. Now piss off.

Randomfires · 15/07/2020 18:16

They make take our lives but they’ll never take our freedom. Now piss off

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:16

Mumsnet: by parents, for parents. Now piss off!

greenestolives · 15/07/2020 18:16

I now pronounce you Man and Wife. Now piss off.

Pelleas · 15/07/2020 18:18

Tomorrow is another day. Now piss off!

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