Badly explain your job

[Greenandcabbagelooking]

Because I think we all need a laugh at the moment! Inspired by a Twitter hashtag, explain your job (or an old one) and guess what other posters’ jobs were.

I use dangerous chemicals and fire around children.

One of my jobs involves me doing a lot of talking to a room full of people in their best clothes. Some of the people have to answer my questions and say what I tell them.

I date old stuff thats still in situ.

Giggorata - are you a wedding celebrant? Or a vicar?