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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
Original poster
Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

Placemarking.

OP posts:
pinkyredrose · 29/12/2019 11:21

Log it with 101.

pinkyredrose · 29/12/2019 11:21

.

Pieceofpurplesky · 29/12/2019 11:21

LTB

Helini · 29/12/2019 11:22

Get your ducks in in a row and LTB!

[Edited by MNHQ at poster's request]

JosephineDeBeauharnais · 29/12/2019 11:23

Red flag

QueenOfOversharing · 29/12/2019 11:23
Biscuit
JigsawsAreInPieces · 29/12/2019 11:24

Cancel the cheque.
Snap and fart. Hmm

Original poster
Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:24

Hmm, food for thought.

OP posts:
AngelaScandal · 29/12/2019 11:24

But have you thought about home schooling?

RedRec · 29/12/2019 11:25

This won't be the hill I die on.

Batshit.

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 29/12/2019 11:25

Get a grip! There are people starving in the world!

thegloaming · 29/12/2019 11:26

RTFT

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 29/12/2019 11:26

Not your circus, not your monkeys, OP.

Sunnysidegold · 29/12/2019 11:26

No is a complete sentence.

CognitiveDissonance · 29/12/2019 11:28

I'm going to go against the grain here...

IndianaMoleWoman · 29/12/2019 11:28

Until Twelfth Night, at least.

Aquilla · 29/12/2019 11:29

Google the 4th trimester, OP.

ivfbabymomma1 · 29/12/2019 11:30

Is he/she always this much of a bastard/bitch

BruceAndNosh · 29/12/2019 11:32

You just just post
"Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines"
Then you can get labelled as a danger to society without having to make any contentious comment at all

iklboo · 29/12/2019 11:35

Are you on glue?

MPForFlydaleNorth · 29/12/2019 11:37

^ THIS

Junie70 · 29/12/2019 11:37

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence.

soulrunner · 29/12/2019 11:37

"Just do it. Life's too short"

Most appropriate when the OP has proposed doing something that no sane person could ever judge being in her best interests like having IVF triplets aged 50 when she is homeless and has complex health issues, but you can afford to be blasé as it's not your problem when it goes tits up.

However, works for pretty much everything.

user32564567 · 29/12/2019 11:39

Just go NC.