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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
ThatLibraryMiss · 29/12/2019 19:04

He's a manchild.

AmIthechristmasfairy · 29/12/2019 19:57

Am I the only one who thinks

Nutellalovesme · 29/12/2019 20:00

Avocado on sour dough toast.

HTH

darkriver19886 · 29/12/2019 20:05

Oh god, the Nethun's have invaded.

ChachiChichi · 29/12/2019 20:06

Tell them to get to fuck and book yourself a hotel for the night. Flowers

Gazelda · 29/12/2019 20:09

Lube

FairyLightsAreMyCrack · 29/12/2019 20:20

Random racist/transphobic/classist comment that has no real relation to the thread.

FairyLightsAreMyCrack · 29/12/2019 20:22

Why are you making such a drama, I once climbed Everest then went to the moon that afternoon and still managed to serve dinner to 12 Hmm

rslsys · 29/12/2019 20:43

You should ask Mumsnet HQ to move this thread.

Ninkanink · 29/12/2019 20:45

Lube and a fish slice.

Mansmansmum · 29/12/2019 20:51

Mooncup

Iamallatsea · 29/12/2019 20:55

Your MIL/DH/random family member is a controlling narcissist you should go LC/NC.

draughtycatflap · 29/12/2019 21:08

That sounds like my ex. Is their first initial P and they live near Guildford?

draughtycatflap · 29/12/2019 21:15

OP, I suggest you Google “death grip”.

GreenGrove · 29/12/2019 21:17

Why are you with him? Seriously, why?

nakedavengeragain · 29/12/2019 21:21

Why are you on Mumsnet if you don't have children? Seriously the clue's in the name.

GoGoLego · 29/12/2019 21:23

Yabvvvvu give you're head a wobble

CircleofWillis · 29/12/2019 21:27

You sound lovely OP.

(Works as a sincere sentiment, irony and ambiguous intent)

iMatter · 29/12/2019 21:31

First world problem

iMatter · 29/12/2019 21:32

Porn addict. Definitely.

readyforchangenow · 29/12/2019 21:35

Could you take in some ironing

NeverGotMyPuppy · 29/12/2019 21:55

You sound like hard work.

leapinglucy · 29/12/2019 22:02

We can get six meals for a family of five from one chicken.

gothefcktosleep · 29/12/2019 22:03

Sounds like you have a DH problem, OP.

Why aren’t people RTFT?!! Confused

Your baby, your rules

Well that’s the price you pay for free childcare...

Lweji · 29/12/2019 22:06

LTB in Relationships.

Biscuit to anything. You'll seem a twat, but you can do it. Grin

This will end up in the DM.

YABU - even not in AIBU.