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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
Ohyesiam · 29/12/2019 15:38

I am really sorry your youngest was maimed, but the lack of paragraphs ( shudder) made me stop reading before the end. And referring to yourself as myself makes you sound so uneducated.

trappedsincesundaymorn · 29/12/2019 15:40

Have they been diagnosed ASD/MH/Alzheimers*

*because this is Mumsnet where all bad behaviour from children or parents can only be due to having one of these so must be forgiven.

stupidtabloidheadlines · 29/12/2019 16:41

Why did you have kids with this man?

iklboo · 29/12/2019 16:44

Why have you had children with this person?

ParanoidGynodroid · 29/12/2019 16:48

I couldn’t get past “I wouldn’t of”. Sorry.

prampushingdownthehighst · 29/12/2019 16:53

Just asked DH and he says.........

SnugglySnerd · 29/12/2019 17:07

Your bra is the wrong size. You are probably a 30F. Try boob or bust.

Mooey89 · 29/12/2019 17:11

Interesting first post... Hmm

SilentBob · 29/12/2019 17:34

I think you mean fewer, not less.

You don't have a MiL problem, you have a DP problem (which I always read as double penetration...)

firstimemamma · 29/12/2019 17:37

Have you tried the organised mum method?

WorraLiberty · 29/12/2019 17:40

Zoflora is good for that.

chomalungma · 29/12/2019 17:41

Maybe they just identify as a ...........

UnitedRoad · 29/12/2019 17:42

You’re an adult and you still expect Christmas presents?

JassyRadlett · 29/12/2019 17:46

‘Only on MN, this never happens IRL.’

‘You sound like hard work.’

NemophilistRebel · 29/12/2019 18:00

If you want to get married ask him yourself

misscockerspaniel · 29/12/2019 18:06

Don't answer the door.

TheNameGames · 29/12/2019 18:15

Post this in Relationships, OP, you’ll get better advice there Flowers

MrsMaryBOOface · 29/12/2019 18:17

That doesn't work for me.

No is a complete sentence.

daisychain01 · 29/12/2019 18:22

Look, if I can survive on £5,000 a year, with 10 mouths to feed, a MIL from hell who keeps stealing my credit card and a DP who sits at home all day playing Game of Thrones, so can you.

You're either not working hard enough, or you're absolutely useless at budgeting.

alwaysthinkingofsleep · 29/12/2019 18:25

Spa day

firstimemamma · 29/12/2019 18:34

Don't be a martyr

supercee · 29/12/2019 18:36

Has he got depression?

To explain vile abusive narcissistic'D' H's.

WorraLiberty · 29/12/2019 18:37

Going against the grain here (insert something that's been said at least 5 times already).

SebandAlice · 29/12/2019 18:42

When some one show you who they are, believe them.

SebandAlice · 29/12/2019 18:42

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

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