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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
CrocodileFrock · 29/12/2019 11:41

Think of the environment!

OhWellThatsJustGreat · 29/12/2019 11:43

You're unreasonable and I can't believe you don't see it!

BrownSauceOfCourse · 29/12/2019 11:43

You don't have a problem, you have a DH problem.

That should cover it.

Original poster
Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:43

Message deleted by MNHQ for being too dangerous in a sexy kind of way. Here's a link to our

(thanks Bruce)

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Original poster
Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:44

Doh! Video picture kind of gives it away!

OP posts:
SyrilSneer · 29/12/2019 11:45

This is why your manager is paid £7million pounds a year, get them to tell Brenda she needs to stop stealing your post it notes it’s their job.

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 29/12/2019 11:46

There's been an influx of this type of thread recently. Mumsnet has really gone downhill.

darkriver19886 · 29/12/2019 11:47

Have you tried (insert something stupid)) OP?

CrocodileFrock · 29/12/2019 11:48

Do you really have nothing better to do than sit there posting about it on MN?

(Works for many a thread)

OrianaBanana · 29/12/2019 11:48

Give your head a wobble

Elindab · 29/12/2019 11:49

I'm so sorry, that sounds horrible. Flowers

usersouthcoast · 29/12/2019 11:49

He's abusive

Greysparkles · 29/12/2019 11:49

Get yourself into counselling

usersouthcoast · 29/12/2019 11:49

You should book a spa day

ExpletiveFairylighted · 29/12/2019 11:50

Wow. Just wow.

TheoriginalLEM · 29/12/2019 11:52

A&E now!

TheoriginalLEM · 29/12/2019 11:53

I'm sorry, did you mean to be so rude?

Waterandlemonjuice · 29/12/2019 11:54

They’re CFs.

Waterandlemonjuice · 29/12/2019 11:55

Getting a cleaner will help though

usersouthcoast · 29/12/2019 11:55

Have you coslept? 'They are still so little at that age'

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 29/12/2019 11:55

Did you post about this a couple of weeks ago, OP?

Notso · 29/12/2019 11:56

Book yourself in for a spa weekend.

No is a complete sentence.

It's an invitation, not a summons.

Don't cook for them OP.
Pop down the supermarket, grab a rotisserie chicken, chuck a ready made quiche in the oven, fling open bag of salad and tear up some naice crusty bread. Sling it all on the table and bung whatever other bits you have in. We call it picky bits Wink

Needs more protein.

Too much sugar.

That's far too much food. My 7ft 14 year old who plays sport at county level every hour of the day would eat half that and be stuffed.

That's not enough food. My ideal weight 2 year old would inhale that and ask for seconds and thirds.

daisychain01 · 29/12/2019 11:56

Diagram, or it never happened.

TheoriginalLEM · 29/12/2019 11:57

Welcome to mumsnet

MrsIronfoundersson · 29/12/2019 11:57

RTFT