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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
InsertFunnyUsername · 29/12/2019 12:17

Oh that's tough OP Flowers

Wow, just wow.

Hmm

Bumping for you, I have no advice.

heidipi · 29/12/2019 12:20

Haven't RTFT but have you tried a sling?

Honeybee85 · 29/12/2019 12:20

Don’t get your knickers in a twist over this

YABVVVU

Go NC OP

Really OP?

Hmm Flowers Biscuit
PuppyMonkey · 29/12/2019 12:23

Didn’t want to read and run, I have no advice but I’m sure someone else will be along soon who can help. Flowers

LaMarschallin · 29/12/2019 12:25

Ignore the pearl clutchers...

That outfit is perfect on you. Only wondering a little about the fact it's got two neck openings. And maybe if you got it in a completely different length and colour and style and size.

Forget DH's drinking problem - have some Gin

StanleyWalkersThirdWife · 29/12/2019 12:27

Quite.

Notso · 29/12/2019 12:38

Also just ignore all details in the first post, for example
OP: Looking for ideas for a quick meal to cook. Vegetarian, no potatoes and no dairy, thanks Smile

YOU: 7 hour cheesy beef with creamy, bacon cheese sauce and cheesy, meaty fries.

LaMarschallin · 29/12/2019 12:39

You sound so entitled.

Why have you even bothered starting a thread of 428 posts (and counting) on this subject which I know nothing about and am not interested in but have just clicked on?

I'm a trained medical professional (well, my auntie works for a company that makes stethoscopes and I read one of the brochures once, but the TMP thing sounds good)...

Oh poor you. I have no words for what you're going through so: CakeBrewFlowersWineGinmoreFlowers

ReginaGeorgeous · 29/12/2019 13:29

I can't see the problem with your DH giving you a shoelace for Christmas, some people get nothing you know. You sound grabby.

Joyfulincolour · 29/12/2019 13:33

Sorry....not in the spirit of this thread but great thread for a Sunday OP!

ParanoidGynodroid · 29/12/2019 14:18

Interesting first post, OP Hmm

You sound toxic

Don't be THAT parent.

ODFOD

3luckystars · 29/12/2019 14:21

It's REFLUX. Get a sling.

Original poster
Mysterian · 29/12/2019 14:41

Have you tried boiling it in Coke?

OP posts:
MrsDoylesTeaBags · 29/12/2019 14:51

Just change the locks when he is out.

midsomermurderess · 29/12/2019 14:57

'Is he always so controlling', and accusations of narcissism go down well on all occasions. 'I suffer from Social anxiety' too, it seems.

ExpletiveFairylighted · 29/12/2019 14:58

You sound like hard work.

MiseryChops · 29/12/2019 14:59

Troll

MiseryChops · 29/12/2019 14:59

Is this a reverse?

MiseryChops · 29/12/2019 15:00

I have reported you because it reminds me of when I was at primary school and would put my hand up to tell on you to the teacher and I enjoy the power it brings.

MiseryChops · 29/12/2019 15:00

Fuck off daily fail?

CassandraCross · 29/12/2019 15:09

Bag up his stuff and chuck it outside.

Ninkanink · 29/12/2019 15:09

At least you have a husband/mother/baby/insert as needed.

AdaColeman · 29/12/2019 15:11

Pick your battles OP. This isn't one of them.

Sending you an unMumsnetty hug!

Have sent you a pm hun. xxx

MrsDoylesTeaBags · 29/12/2019 15:23

This is terrible parenting OP, if you carry on this way your child will end up cutting all contact with you and it will be all your fault.

Ohyesiam · 29/12/2019 15:36

More red Flags than menstrual bunting.