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Mumsnet thread responses for any occasion.

264 replies

Mysterian · 29/12/2019 11:20

I'm a busy guy. I've got stuff to do, people to see and small animals to feed. (Metaphorical small animals, not real ones). What are some responses I can post on any thread without having to do all that crappy and time consuming reading the thread business?

OP posts:
katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:12

Hoik up your judgy pants.

katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:12

I've been here forever - naice ham, penis breaker etc.

daisychain01 · 30/12/2019 18:18

penis breaker

Grin

That'll be the mallet.

ALongHardWinter · 30/12/2019 18:20

Try snapping and farting. I find that it always helps.

karala · 30/12/2019 18:23

I can definitely see a line

I feel sorry for your children

katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:23

Daisy
Grin

katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:24

Best book a spa weekend

OvenGlovesWillTearUsApart · 30/12/2019 18:26

I’ve got something really interesting to say, but I won’t because it would be outing.

katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:26

Call Women's Aid

katewhinesalot · 30/12/2019 18:31
workffs · 30/12/2019 18:41

So unlike the home life of our dear queen.

TotallyWipedout · 30/12/2019 19:03

Is it cycling?

Doingtheboxerbeat · 30/12/2019 19:09

But she's a grabby, spoilt gold digger who has designs on a crown and title - Harry should have stayed with the other foreign but blonde one.

TotallyWipedout · 30/12/2019 19:11

Give your head a wobble.

firstimemamma · 30/12/2019 19:13

You'd better put on your hard hat op, this is going to be rough!

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 30/12/2019 19:20
BathshebaKnickerStickers · 30/12/2019 19:30

Could they have dementia...?

AlaskaElfForGin · 30/12/2019 19:37

You have a DH problem.

Medicaltextbook · 30/12/2019 19:42

(OP asks for suggestions for gifts for relative in hospital.)
She’s in there for what???? This is the reason the NHS is under such pressure.

How could you be off sick for three weeks? I had and was back at work the next day.

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 30/12/2019 19:42

Have you thought of squirting a little bit of breast milk on it?

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 30/12/2019 19:43

I'm guessing you're not in the UK, OP.

AmIthechristmasfairy · 30/12/2019 21:46

I've let hubby read this and he says.........

RedRec · 30/12/2019 22:22

Don't do the pick me dance.

buzzswole · 30/12/2019 22:23

Are you on glue?

BoomZahramay · 30/12/2019 22:44

1/10

Cool story, bro.

It will get darked on!

He's a cocklodger.

Tell them to FOTTFSOF

Shameless placemarking

Do you live under a bridge, OP?

Do a FRER in the morning.