DS met a child called Kwerky today...

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Any guesses for his real name?!

Keith?

Quercus?

Percy

Qwerty.
The parents thought they were being "unique".
It could have been worse, he might have been called Asdfghjkl.

Jorge?

Stan.

I met, for the first time the other day, a genuine Shaniqwa! (not sure how you spell it) In England. Always thought that name was a myth

Another vote for Percy.

Quercus? Is that a real name????

Sure it's not 'Quirky', just because he is?

(Though aren't all kids?)

Stan. Lol.

KInd of...'An oak is a tree or shrub in the genus Quercus of the beech family, Fagaceae''
Also it's a book publishers.

Quercus? Is that a real name????

Scientific name for an oak tree apparently.

I love this

When DD started Reception she was adamant that her new friend’s name was Bartleby. It was of course Barnaby, but I did wonder for a few weeks...

We knew a Random for a year or so. I was aware, but the DCs not, he was actually Brandon.

omg need to know the real name now

This reminds me of the child called Pancake from a past thread. The OP thought her child had their nursery pals name wrong but no, it was definitely pancake.

Kirsty?

Sadly I don't know the real name! DS is rather perplexed by it but adamant that he heard his name correctly (despite mishearing me 200 times a day). We're attending another event in a few weeks time when Kwerky Kid should be there too so will have to wait until then!

The Ds's ski teacher was called T-bone.... (French - Theobault - pronounced Teo-beau)

Curtis?

My nearly three year old insists his friend at nursery is called "Ham".
I've tried telling him it's Sam but he won't listen so poor little Sam gets consistently called Ham all day by my stubborn little bugger angel.

I hope it's not Kirsty. Was a boy

Is it Kurt? Oft referred to as Kurty if you're my SIL.

Also I went to school with a boy called Kirti

There is a real live “Flash” in my boys school.