DS met a child called Kwerky today...

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Any guesses for his real name?!

I am going for Percy too.

My ds calls his cousin Woo-wee and his uncle wee. Yes he struggles with L.

My brother for years used to call me Rachog

Hercules.
But knowing kids Kwerky is really called Freddie.

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I am very sad that Ocado don’t deliver to me.

DD was quite happy for me to send a party invitation addressed to Cabbage, turned out to be Kabys.

I'm voting for Curtis.

My oldest son was called Baboo by another child at nursery, his name is Matthew. 'Can Baboo come to tea?'

George S bless

I see someone has already suggested it, but my bet is on Kwaku too (common Ghanian name).

I knew a Quirky once upon a time- surname was Quirk.

I told my mum we had a boy named "Cow" in our class at primary school It was Carl of course.

Dd had some hearing issues when she was younger. She had a friend in reception called Toilet (Violet) and her other friend's new baby brother was called Tune (Jude).

DS had a nursery teacher called Mrs Coffee (McCarthy). She was quite pleased when I told her.

My daughter had a dinner lady called Mrs February (Mrs Phoebe). Quite an unusual surname to be fair.

Meant also to say that we are hearing a lot from our 9yo, in solemn and informative tones, about child campaigner Greta Humbug at the moment. Can't bring myself to correct her.

My name is Rachel. My brother couldn't pronounce it when he was little so used to call me 'Oy-ah'.

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Well have you solved the puzzle? What's the name?

I'm still smiling at the child who said that her friends God is named Alan.
This fact I may have shared