DS met a child called Kwerky today...

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Any guesses for his real name?!

My ds3 came home from his first day at school insisting he’d met a boy called Gleb. He has hearing issues so we were all “no, you must mean Glen. Or Greg”. Then we tuned in to Strictly one Saturday ...

And I swear that I once heard a woman yelling at her little boy - who was called Mayfair. She said it more than once. Definitely Mayfair.

My DS had a Tuna in his swimming group.

Jonah.

And my DD insisted that her teacher was called Cure. She's actually called Claire but has a very strong Irish accent...

Haha this reminds me my daughter coming home from Nursery and telling me about her new friends car lot and boner. 😂

And I swear that I once heard a woman yelling at her little boy - who was called Mayfair. She said it more than once. Definitely Mayfair.

I would have thought Mayfair was a girl.

And I swear that I once heard a woman yelling at her little boy - who was called Mayfair.

Really? Sibling to Razzle, Penthouse and Asian Babes I’m guessing.

My brother was in nursery with a little girl he called kleenex (Llinos). It baffled my mother for months!

Angry Boy - maybe Anthony?

Yep, we did a double take when DD said she had a Stalin in the nursery room. AKA Sterling.

DD came home from Reception excitedly telling me about baby Cheesy who was born on Christmas Day.

She was rather more upset at Easter when she found out he had died. Poor baby Cheesy, he only lived for 4 months!

It must have been some failure in communication as it turns out she wasn't the only child from her class crying about the poor baby Cheesy that holiday.

Also, just found out there is a real live Khaleesi living in the West Midlands. Exciting times.

For three months our DC was convinced one of her preschool chums was called Turkey

My Christmas Ocado delivery was diverted by Turkay once. I was delighted :)

My Christmas Ocado delivery was diverted by Turkay once. I was delighted.

Any old timers remember “Jesus in the Cabbage van”? I think that was a Christmas Ocado text.

Little boy next door calls my daughter jingle bell she is in fact isabel lool... she just answers to him no i think she is done correcting him

Their God is called Alan

When I went to primary school, we sang a short chant (is that an antiphon?) after prayers every morning which began "Enrich, Lord, heart, mouth, hands in me...." I misheard "Enrich" as "Henry" and was convinced for about two terms that God's name was Henry.

Any old timers remember “Jesus in the Cabbage van”? I think that was a Christmas Ocado text.

It was Easter. That was me too :o

Sadly today's is David in the Onion Van. Very disappointing.

My son had a friend who he was adamant was called Awesome in reception ....

(turns out his name was actually Orson)

I wrote in my diary as a teenager that I had met a new girl called Wan - eater. I'm sure you can guess what her actually name turned out to be?

Brian

I keep coming back to this thread to find out what Kwerky's real name is!!

This thread is making me lol

@smemorata Anita?

It was actually Juanita, so close!

“Jesus in the Cabbage van”
At Easter Amazing!

I once had an Ocado text telling me my shopping would be delivered by Prince. Sadly it was not THE Prince, but then he did arrive in the onion van and not a little red corvette, so I should have managed my expectations...

Ds2 was adamant that the new boy in his nursery class was called Gorgeous, tuned out he was called George but because there were 3 of them they were called George B, George N and the new one was George S.