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Thigh's Dream Analysis Clinic - All Welcome

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ThighThighOfthigh · 18/09/2019 10:50

We're back and we've been honing our skillz as dream analysts. We're free and there's no refunds.

Please...enter Hmm

OP posts:
LovelyCocksReg · 18/09/2019 13:13

I dream about being caught in tsunamis quite a bit. And the other day I dreamt that DP gave DS (4) six pairs of pink sparkly shoes. Which I thought was a bit excessive.

LovelyCocksReg · 18/09/2019 13:14

Ooh, and flying, but I’m always being chased by something not very nice. And dirty/exposed toilets.

LovelyCocksReg · 18/09/2019 13:15

And also that my tyrannical leader pissed on me in my moat, but I didn’t mind that bit.

ThighThighOfthigh · 18/09/2019 13:18

Interesting Reginald now this flying, is it inside an airplane or just with a cape. Do you love and revere your tyrannical leader?

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LovelyCocksReg · 18/09/2019 13:24

NO CAPES!! Did Edna Mode teach you nothing?

LovelyCocksReg · 18/09/2019 13:27

I do revere her but that might just be fear.

ThighThighOfthigh · 18/09/2019 13:28

I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to miscape you. Do you feel that you wanted some of these pink sparkly shoes. Do you fear that your dp is a gambling addict who will spunk the family money away on plastic shoes in which to go gambling?

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 15:17

Booking in for later when Reg's complexities are all fully analysed ...

Animum2 · 18/09/2019 15:24

I have a recurring dream where I am looking out of a window and all the planet's are life size (moon size) and banging into each other and little explosions going off

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 16:05

Animum I feel you are feeling small in the grand scheme of things maybe a little helpless as certain dramas play out all around you that are not within your control!

Let's see what our leader Thigh thinks ...

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 16:07

Ok do mine please I dreamed that dh got everyone in the family a little treat that he knew I would love except me!

I went upstairs in (not my house) and cried and plotted to leave him whilst sobbing and overreacting!

  • Additional info - he hasn't done anything unkind IRL!
galvantula · 18/09/2019 16:11

I keep having those messed up dreams where one of the DC are missing/far away and I can't quite find/get to them and then I panic in my sleep and wake up. I haven't misplaced any of the 3 of them in RL yet...

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 18/09/2019 16:47

I often dream I find an extra room in my house, one I'd never noticed before.

Sometimes I dream the house is on fire, and I wake up in a panic, imagining the room is full of smoke.

I often chat to my deceased Mum in my dreams, and usually we're at a train station. She tells me my train isn't due yet.

I once dreamed that my late MIL could fly - she was paralysed for the last 8 years of her life, so I suppose it would have been nice to have that ability!

TractorTartofThigh · 18/09/2019 16:49

Galvantula Not an uncommon dream, perhaps you are feeling overwhelmed by the responsibilities in your life, or feeling less than capable in some area? May I take this opportunity to assure you that it is just an insecurity and you are more than capable but your responsibilities are indeed great. (Possibly)

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 18/09/2019 16:49

Animum are you a confident car parker?

Galvantula have you considered having your DC microchipped?

Nowaypast · 18/09/2019 17:00

Oh hello :). I have missed you all so much. I had to do something awful called work but I’ve managed to get over that now.

Fortunately I’m not overly bothered by dreams - I find that passing out after drinking lots of gin solves that particular problem.

TractorTartofThigh · 18/09/2019 17:10

Pooter too many dreams! One at a time! I'll get back to those later though

TractorTartofThigh · 18/09/2019 17:11

Hello Noway ! Come back to Thighland!

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 18/09/2019 17:11

Lovely to see you noway, but do you ever have an anxiety dream about running out of gin?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 17:53

Hello Noway it's so nice to see you please return to the fold? We are currently sleeping under Thigh's billowing tits!

Caroline I have then 'discovering the extra room' dream too! Do you think we may have potential for unexplored possibilities in our lives?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 17:54

Or maybe there really is an extra room in Cuntington Castle?

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 18/09/2019 17:57

Dangly I think we need to declutter in real life! I keep exploring possibilities though;-)

LadyCarolinePooterVonThigh · 18/09/2019 17:59

Ooh a real extra room, a dream come true! I wonder what's in it? Maybe we have the gift of prophecy, Dangly.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 18/09/2019 18:00

Oh yes it's true! I was part way through decluttering in RL when work then actual life distracted my project!

I must get back to it!

GummyGoddess · 18/09/2019 18:01

Ooh, I have recurring dreams of the apocalypse recently, also last night dreamed DH died.