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Crikey gummy Did your DH die during an apocalypse? That would be a double feature dream!

Or did you murder him because he didn't believe your warnings about the coming apocalypse? That would make sense.

Ha, no! He put his mouth around a car exhaust I admit when he died I was a bit confused as to what possessed him.

What a lovely warm welcome. I’m delighted to be once more an inhabitant of thigh world :) Pooter I make very sure that I never run out of gin. I don’t bother with food any more in order to ensure plenty of cupboard space for my gin.

Gummy was it the Zombie Apocalypse? Did he make a come back as a zombie?

Noway that diet sounds very low-carb! I might have a bash at it myself but I must have my sausages!

Caroline we must stage a search for the extra room In Cuntington! We'd better not find Esben in there!

Gummy you have a very inventive subconscious, presumably in your dream you had forgotten to buy any hosepipe? Due to worrying about the apocalypse.

Noway that is the beauty of Brexit, nobody will blame you for stockpiling ANYTHING! Just look a bit anxious.

Dangly I thoroughly recommend it. I’m sure a few sausages won’t do any harm, they never have done in the past

Pooter I am very politically aware. I must be since I’ve been stockpiling for a few years now.

Can I ask why, if we’re now skilled dream analysts, we’re not charging exorbitant fees? Or are we rich now and no longer in need of money? And are we still agony aunts?

Noway we are just displaying our skillz! It's a marketing ploy!

I have hideous recurring nightmares. They are terrifying and I wake up petrified.

1. I'm in a plane as it's crashing. It is plummeting to earth and problem are screaming. It nearly always crashes into water.

2. I'm in a ship as it's sinking. Similar to above.

3. I'm being chased by a blood thirsty manic wielding a knife or a gun. I know they want to kill me. I'm either being chased or I'm hiding from them.

Help me!!!!!

sober that reminds me, i have those kind too!

Sometimes the maniac chasing me is my exh!! I always try to phone for help but cannot get the numbers right!

I think it means we are deranged!

I know there was a reason he killed himself, I just don't remember! Possibly yes I forgot to get more hosepipe and duct tape!

Not a zombie apocalypse, you remember the never ending story and the nothingness? That's the apocalypse. Sometimes I'm running from it and reach the edge of the world and am therefore surrounded by it and choose to jump into it rather than wait to be consumed, other times I'm in a house and all the outside starts disappearing until only the house is left. I'd argue that the nothingness is more scary than a zombie apocalypse or some sort of fire type apocalypse.

I'm actually agreeing with the insecurity. I have total impostor syndrome and don't really feel like an adult.

Also liked the microchip idea 😁 Oldest is off to high school in a couple of years so that will no doubt mean more random anxiety.

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Gummy did you try and stop him or were you revving the engine?

sober maybe it’s time to start drinking again? Is the third scenario the only one where you are alone?

No, I was just gormlessly standing next to him watching.

Reg the toilets are because you fear that what you are putting into the world is shit, so there are impediments to getting it out. Maybe work related? To cure yourself you should shit in your boss’s drawer. This will trigger your latent megalomania and all will be well.

I had a dream once where I was electrocuted during a lightening strike and in the dream I died I woke up suddenly shaking

And I usually love thunderstorm and lightening

@danglytasselsofthigh

That's an interesting thought but there is no dramas in my family atm

Gummy being a husband I imagine he is prone to doing inexplicably stupid things. I had a husband once who came home with some grout to glue cork tiles with and was put out when I laughed.

Is he a smoker?

animum what is the tone of the dream? It sounds quite jolly.

The planet one I mean, not being electrocuted.