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He does not* seem to see problems ...

Haha naked

Me: worrier
DH: wtf are you worried about? It'll be fiiiiine.

I do indeed have some other people's (parents) problems to deal with. And my mum doesn't get what I mean when I try to help.

This is quite fun...😅

And yes thigh there is altogether too much Pokémon chat in this house

I had a weird dream that I was in prison and I got taken to the beach for some job that was unspecified. There were dolphins and I ran down to go see the dolphins and I befriended a cop cos I needed them to come with me so I could prove that me running off to see the dolphins was not an escape attempt . But the prison officer trusted me and I didnt need the cop. But one of the dolphins was a fish that bit me. But the rest were dolphins.

I dont know what the job was still though.

You work hard, you have obligations which you do not shirk and always do the right thing. But you also seek out joy where you can and are an open friendly person. You have found that not everyone is as friendly and kind as you but you keep on seeing the good in others.

That was to sarah

That fairly accurate actually

Thanks

I slept like a log last night and woke up in the bloody fireplace

Last night I dreamed a spider was feeding off small dogs in the area. I was going about rounding up dachshunds and giving them to fire stations to keep in the cupboard for safety. The spider was then killed by a pig walking around upright with a top hat on.

I dreamt I found a duck. My mum told me I couldn't keep it, and it turned into a wombat. I want my wombat back.

iklboo There's a part of you that feels like your torso is way too long compared to your stubby little legs. You envy people with long legs and tiny torso's and feel consumed by your obsession with them. The fire station is your attempt to embrace your unique physical features and the fancy pig is your warrior within who says 'fuck you, you leggy bastards, i'm alright as i am'.

CountSnackula I think you'll find you have syphillis.

Sounds spot on @barearsedloverofthigh

@barearsedloverofthigh Are you sure? My syphilis dreams are usually about naked mole rats.

I’m replacing the kitchen floor. There are cork tiles under part of it and terracotta tiles under another. One time, (having not drunk any alcohol), I woke up in the middle of the night in a corner of the bathroom. My dreams tend to be of me falling.

Ikaboo, Last night I dreamed a spider was feeding off small dogs in the area. I was going about rounding up dachshunds and giving them to fire stations to keep in the cupboard for safety. The spider was then killed by a pig walking around upright with a top hat on

I'm going to stick my neck out on this one. Are you quite socially minded? Are you very politically aware?

I think this is about politicians not supporting vulnerable people and you feel really concerned that vulnerable others are not being looked after, and are being let down by the state.

I dreamt I found a duck. My mum told me I couldn't keep it, and it turned into a wombat. I want my wombat bac

You don't feel on solid ground. You feel that nothing is stable at the moment and just when you think you're achieving something, the goal posts alter, someone gets in the way. It's a dream that suggests you feel you are not getting to where you want to be.

cherry we are a dream analysis service, we don't deal with weird shenanigans and sleep walking.

Falling dreams are actually the sensation of waking up. The brain misinterprets the changes in consciousness as falling, hence they always end with waking rather than splatting

CountSnackula, my apologies you're quite right, naked mole rats are indicative of syphilis. Wombats mean you will be lucky in love!

Cherry you don't feel comfortable in this era, you yearn for the simplicity of the 1970s, you still have a crush on Tony Benn. Sorry mate, he's dead.

Actually, cherry, do you have a suppressed urge for a career in archaeology?

What?? Tony Benn is dead??!

He can live on in your heart 🖤

To be fair TL he could be replaced with Tony Blackburn!

to TL*

Heresy.