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voices ah i see. These foisted children are other people not fulfilling their responsibilities and you having your boundaries trampled and being forced to pick up the slack.

arse i think the pillow symbolises your mother.

Ah yes, that makes perfect sense and explains why I gagged as I swallowed.

Did barearse eat her mother Thigh ?

Oh that's ok, anything goes!

They engulfed each other in a sticky, unhealthy mess.

Thigh I kneel down at your wisdom! Yes, you may be right. This summer I have been living in a house-share with 5 adults, 4 of whom I birthed ( the 5th had quite a bit to do with it too) Coupled with spending too much time on this wondrous cervix, I mean service, no doubt had added to my dream time.
How can I dream about something else?

Voice maybe you could diversify into rescuing puppies in your dreams? They don't cost as much as actual offspring, and can be quite cute!

Oh no, I’m not really a dog or cat person.
Please don’t tell my dog.

🤔 I could do tiddling lambs....

Voice you deserve some rest! Maybe dream about finding an extra room in your house, that nobody else knows about?

I have that dream too! Actually always one of my favourite dreams.
Always so many undiscovered rooms.
Wooo a bit profound,

Although this morning I woke to rather saucy dream, so I think I’ll try to revisit that

Actually

I've been dreaming of Tom Berenger c1988 for a long time. Since 1988 in fact.

Now that’s given me new focus as I drift off to sleep.
Thank [thigh] and your followers

Oops I mean thigh

I'm gonna claim your dream analysis as a success. I had A Good Day at work yesterday (today was average), clearly the analysis of my underachieving failure panic dreams made me believe in my random ideas.

Also I still didn't misplace any RL DC despite taking some extra ones out on a trip today. Yay!

Look Thigh we are curing people like doctors do!!

I am a doctor

I have a serrated grapefruit spoon 🥄 and a bucket. Everything else is just nonsense.

And you've got lavender oil.

Ok I just realised I had a really mad dream, I didn't just watch a shit weird film last night.

The first bit I can remember I was in a small boat with DH and I had to keep telling him to boat carefully and not arse about because i was nervous about falling in with the sharks n stuff. He didn't believe there were sharks so he stuck his face in the shark infested water to have a look.

As we got closer to the shore the shark concentration seemed to increase, but they were apparently unbothered by us.

When we got there we were in some kind of big modern/ glass building , maybe a mall? A wall gave way and lots of water ( And feckin sharks) came pouring in. People were jumping out windows and stuff.

We were all stranded round the now shark infested mall, the water was quite shallow but somehow I was perched on a table in what looked like the food court with a random wee boy. We were trying to get back to DH, who was up by the busted giant window. The random wee boy didn't speak English, apparently my dream was set in Japan.

I was woken up by DS1 crashing about with tins of Pokemon cards, so i don't know how it ended. But i was making a hash of getting through the shark infested puddle.

Wtf?

Also in RL I really like sharks. 🤔

I am also checking into the dream clinic. I am only just calming down now after a horrible, horrible dream in which I forgot to charge my reading glasses up overnight and therefore couldn't read ^ ALL ^ DAY!!

I have only just managed to calm down now after remembering that dream me is generally a total fruitbat, but I still feel quite traumatised.

Ooh dear! You are navigating a tricky time in your life, financial? You are not sure your dh is on board with what needs to be done and this, you fear, may put your joint financial security in jeopardy.

Your ds plays too much Pokémon and goes on about it too much.

I think for chargeable reading glasses 👓 we could substitute your phone. This is about anxiety and fearing being unprepared.

vampire

You are drawn to vulnerability. You also have the gift to focus your helpfulness where it can be of most use. You are a giver in this world.

using Although your DC are technically adults, they do not appear to need you any less. They are very emotionally and possibly cash dependent and need much more TLC than you expected. You suspect you may be mothering them forever. You are probably right.

galva life just keeps throwing shit at you. You look out for pitfalls but DH just bowls along thinking it'll be fine and not really listening to you. The child represents other people's problems, you don't know how to help because they don't seem to 'get' it in the way you do, but they keep on pulling on your heartstrings.
You try to advise DH but he just goes his own sweet way and you can't seem to get through to him. He dies nor t seem to see problems coming until it's too late.