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I’ve namechanged in honour of my imminent move to Cuntington Castle - I hope that’s ok? I think my new name is sadly very fitting - is there a gym at the Castle?

Dangly thank you for the bat signal directions to Cuntington. I’m just arranging for a removal company to come and pack up my gin - should be with you all by November. I have a lot of gin.

Given I’m shit at dream interpretation, what can I do for you all once I arrive? I have very few skillz (although I do know how to evacuate a plane in the event of an emergency landing), but I have a lot of enthusiasm.

No there isn't a gym, that would be illegal. There are, however, 10 moats and you could swim in whichever temperature one you choose.

No what you can do for us is to lie still while we analyse your life. We have already cured ourselves and we need fresh patients. How are your organs?

Last night I dreamt I worked in an all night café and an old man died at a table. When I went to him, he turned into a live baby so I said I'd take him home with me.

Just caught up with this thread. There is no Mr Behold but I have a stonking great crush on someone nearby. No sex for many years sadly, so defo not pregnant.

NoWay just bring ALL your gin to Cuntingdon Castle. I will help you guard it. Licks lips wildly with greed and excitement.

Oh Thigh thank you for giving me free rein of your moats. Are they deep? I only ask as I’m not that good at swimming.

You may analyse me to your heart’s content. Show me where to lie down and off you go. I think my organs are probably in fairly good shape, they’re pretty well insulated by fat. The liver might be a bit worn out though,

vampire dreams are not my forte but I think the clue to your dream may lie in your name.

Yo my gin is your gin :)

No one of our moats is a lazy river that you float around on big inner tubes and lilos, we can make it shallower for you if you like.

Noway why must we wait until November? We are here, waiting for you . Have you received the PM with directions? We couldn’t get MN to reformat our PMs to Cuntingdon Castle headed notepaper, but the essential info will be inside.

No you have to come immediately, Dangly is sick and making odd threats. Come, take my hand. NOW!!! It's a command, not an invitation.

Oh Dangly! You poor thing, are you ill because No is ignoring you?

Is there a vegetable garden at the castle?

There is a continuous buffet and a sundae bar.

I simply cannot function without No joining us again!

Oh jolly good! All is well!!

Dangly I've never met anybody who could be sick out of their eyes! You must be more spiritual than the average MNetter. It's a bit like a weeping statue. (Genuflects)

Well Caroline you must know I am the Saint Santa Danglia of Tassles!? So of course I can do stigmata!

I always dream about babies that I have to feed, keep warm, clothe and keep safe.
My youngest is 21.
Please advise, but only in the Morning as it’s been a busy day and I’ll be awake all night looking for nappies and breast feeding. Usually dream these babies up as foundlings

Voice are these babies yours or foisted on you?

Help! I dreamt I was eating marshmallows, woke up and my pillow was gone

Foisted always foisted,

You definitely ate it Bare

Hmm let's see ...🤔

barearse how did you feel when you ate the 'marshmallow' was it a struggle to get down?