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Yo I thought you were having twins, have you forgotten one? Steady on with the gin. People are very snooty about bottle feeding on Mumsnet.

Outofideas it sounds as if you would make an excellent buildings surveyor. Have you considered a change of career?

Oh I know this one Beholdthy ! Snake dreams symbolise sex! Is there a Mr Behold? If not you must grab a random stranger and drag him home to your lair to show him a good time!

As for the pregnancy, I still get that dream and I'm 49! I reckon it means a project will be coming to fruition soon! I had it when I decided to declutter my pouffe!

Or you could be pregnant because of all the shagging!

Dangly I hadn't spotted any sexual undertones in behold's dream! I'm not sure I'm cut out for this interpreting stuff. Maybe I should return to my sewing machine at Cuntington Castle?

Of course snakes are sex! Adam n Eve (or Steve) but they could also mean temptation. The deformed face makes me think there is a bad cock possessor or, perhaps, something that you are very tempted to do.

Caroline it's the snake!!

But all dream interpretations are worthy so your reading will still have meaning and also you can provide a beautiful ball gown as a bonus!

I too am discovering that dream analysis is not one of my many talents.

Pooter perhaps I could come and hold your thread or something? Or I could live in the castle kitchens and keep the larder properly stocked?

Noway I sent out a bat signal to you yesterday so you can find us at Cuntington Castle!

Have a look at your emails! We are expecting you!

Noway we all go to the ball at Cuntington Castle! Your gown awaits. But if you are bored, you could maybe do the Ocado order? Thigh doesn't like to spoil her nails.

So i was with Shell Energy who wanted to charge me £144 pcm. I changed to Toto who wanted to charge me £79 pcm. Now, Toto want to charge me £109 pcm. It's all a con.

That sounds like a crap dream Thigh.

I've remembered my dream!

I was looking for something to wear to a formal 'awards do thingy' for work.

I was at my late parents bungalow where I grew up and when there I used to use the spare bedroom wardrobe as well as my own (only child) but when I looked in all these places as well as a suitcase I had (for some reason) all my clothes were suddenly unsuitable shit that teenagers wear like crop tops and little shorts. None of my own clothes were there just a load of crappy shizz.

I got in a panic then woke up!

Thigh is this 'dream' telling you that swapping is bollocks and the energy companies make the price up as they go along and then the hoik the price up until you notice and fuck off to another provider? OR is is telling you that you need to pay attention to detail, that multitasking is not doing any one thing well and that YOU POSTED ON THE WRONG THREAD? Hmmmmmm

I had a Brilliant dream recently.

I time travelled back to the 1970's and took the kids shopping. It was fantastic buying loads of mad shiny clothes for practically nothing and the kids were mightily impressed with the whole thing.

Meaning: REVERSE- I wish everything was cheaper, I wish I could fit in to any clothes from the 70s and my kids are categorically not impressed, mightily or otherwise with anything I do (or don't do).

Yes but why are you posting on the wrong thread, Thigh? Is it a multitasking fail, as Naked suggests, or is it a cry for help ? We can't help you unless you tell us your ACTUAL dreams. Real life has no place in thighland!

Another murder dream! I had a big house with secret rooms and booby traps everywhere and lots of people wanted to kill me.

I have always had dreams where my legs are heavy and I can't get somewhere or away from someone

Recently I dream about people from work. A lot.

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I have always had dreams where my legs are heavy and I can't get somewhere or away from someone

Boringly this is because it's true. Your legs are heavy and you can't get away from people. This is not through any fault of your own. When you sleep your brain switches your legs ( and arms) of so you can't go marching around to the tune of your dreaming delusional sleeping brain.

Recently I dream about people from work. A lot.
Are you sure this is a real dream? Are you not just ' at work'? When your boss says "where's that report?" Just pinch yourself a couple of times to make sure your really are asleep ( or awake depending)

HELP my ex keeps mistaking an angry sheep for angry sex. Only he's awake.

What can I do to cure him?

Well there's the science as Ben Affleck used to say!

Thanks Naked for the explanation of the 'can't run away' dream!

This thread has opened my eyes to how many recurring dreams I have that others share!

Maybe we are all just bonkers! That's a comforting thought! 😊

My DM always said any dreams told before breakfast would never come true. All my hopes and dreams of meeting handsome princes, winning the lottery or premium bonds, all nothing.

Nightmares about spiders doing their worst with their willies on my washing, mad neighbours doing things to annoy me, running out of gin an not being able to afford more. All come true, heartbreaking!

The answer is simple! Tell the nightmares to us before breakfast Yo and keep the nice dreams from us until early afternoon (just to be sure!)

Also please remember you have been in labour with the holy baby Cheesus for a couple of days and nights so you might have the 'baby blues' which will be putting a negative complexion on your outlook!

Shall I take Cheesus off you for a night? I have gin in a tin if that's what you are feeding the holy babe?

Confused, too many clinics. I'm gonna open a Spa facility instead.

I can't remember any dreams! I sleep like I'm dead and then I wake up, any dreams I'd like to have require me to be at least a little awake.

Interesting re leg failure Naked sometimes I try to run and make this noise hurr murr uh uh but I don't get anywhere at all.