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Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

258 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 24/02/2019 22:15

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

OP posts:
NataliaOsipova · 24/02/2019 22:16

This is taking longer than I expected....,😂

BambooBoobam · 24/02/2019 22:17

Pull up to my bumper...

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:17

Don’t even fucking think about trying to squeeze in there Grin

lottielady · 24/02/2019 22:19

Nope, that’s a one-way street, matey.

Sevo7 · 24/02/2019 22:19

What on earth are you doing?

Katastrophy · 24/02/2019 22:20

Hahaha you'll be lucky

lottielady · 24/02/2019 22:20

Ask nicely and I might let you in.

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:20

Jesus, stop flashing and just get on with it!

Katastrophy · 24/02/2019 22:20

COME ON!! 😂

safariboot · 24/02/2019 22:21

@lottielady Grin

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:21

You’re never going to get in there from that angle, mate

Bowchicawowow · 24/02/2019 22:21

Hurry up because I’m bursting for a piss.

Mysterian · 24/02/2019 22:21

Should have gone the back way.

Otterseatpuffinsdontthey · 24/02/2019 22:22

Q

NorthEndGal · 24/02/2019 22:22

No one is letting you in buddy, sorry

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:22

This is where we get off!

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:22

Stop bloody blocking the exit!

Pennyforyourthought · 24/02/2019 22:23

if everyone does what they’re meant to do, we can get a move on and stop hanging about

leapingluna · 24/02/2019 22:23

He’s never going to fit in that gap.

PortiaCastis · 24/02/2019 22:23

Why are you up my arse?

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:23

I TOLD you to ask for directions and now look what’s happened

KnitFastDieWarm · 24/02/2019 22:23

Merge people! Merge!

wtftodo · 24/02/2019 22:24

Ugh this is boring
😆

Youmadorwhat · 24/02/2019 22:24

@KnitFastDieWarm I just laughed so much at that 😂😂

lottielady · 24/02/2019 22:24

Don’t mess with my airbags.

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