Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

Are we nearly there yet?

Move over, you're pushing me off the edge!!

There's a train coming and entering the tunnel.

I must control the urge to parp...

Careful! We're almost on the verge.

There should be a Pret a Manger coming up in the next few minutes.

It's gone tits up.
Blow the horn.
Go faster.
Don't go too fast in the tunnel.
Hope there's not an accident.

"Get those furry dice out the way, I can't see what's going on!"

"What are they all gawping at?!"

Look at all of them rubbernecking, trying to see what’s going on

"What are you waiting for? A written invitation?"