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Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

258 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 24/02/2019 22:15

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

OP posts:
DorothyZbornak · 25/02/2019 00:40

For God sake stop fiddling with your gear stick!

KingHenrysCodpiece · 25/02/2019 00:47

I only went there cause the GPS said take the 2nd exit.

Smotheroffive · 25/02/2019 01:35

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!!! Huuuurrry up!

Original poster
Hushabyelullaby · 25/02/2019 01:38

@DanFmDorking ha ha, well played Grin

OP posts:
Original poster
Hushabyelullaby · 25/02/2019 01:48

She's flashing to let you in
A bit of oil should help

OP posts:
Smotheroffive · 25/02/2019 01:48

Who are you flashing at!?

Smotheroffive · 25/02/2019 01:51

Are we nearly there yet!

MsMandyLyn · 25/02/2019 01:59

Honking at me won't make it happen any faster!

BrizzleMint · 25/02/2019 02:47

No, that's the gear lever - it's too big to be your dick. However it does have a knobhead.

purplepears · 25/02/2019 03:39

Just inch in there slowly....

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 25/02/2019 04:22

I'm never coming this way again...

ChangingStates · 25/02/2019 04:29

Oh no, the batterie's died

ChangingStates · 25/02/2019 04:29

Battery's!

Smotheroffive · 25/02/2019 04:38

Three-point-turn anyone?

NooNooHead1981 · 25/02/2019 04:46

That space is far too small for you...

TheSassyAssassin · 25/02/2019 05:03

Oh you've gone and spilt it all over the place now! Thank god this leather is wipe-clean!

December2018 · 25/02/2019 06:05

@BrizzleMint 😂😂
I love that!

sashh · 25/02/2019 06:12

When we get to the end of this I'm going to need a drink to recover.

Mysterycat23 · 25/02/2019 06:35

Really fancy a mcdonalds

Mysterycat23 · 25/02/2019 06:35

It's arse to nose

Mysterycat23 · 25/02/2019 06:36

Looks like we might be here a while, better call DH/DW

Dashie · 25/02/2019 07:32

Take your feet off the dashboard!

Otterseatpuffinsdontthey · 25/02/2019 07:41

Q

MyBreadIsEggy · 25/02/2019 07:42

“Nudging up my arse is going to get you nowhere!”

TheSassyAssassin · 25/02/2019 07:44

Is that Brian from nextdoor?

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