Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

I'll never understand why you get stuck for ages and then suddenly it all starts flowing.

I wish I could trade this old banger for a swankier new model.

Looks a bit congested are you sure about this?

Will you stop fiddling with your knob!

I think we’ll be here for a while

Look at that mess! Urgh, should have taken the B road.

What's the point of having a horn if you don't use it?

"I'm getting nowhere!"

I pulled out quick to avoid a child.

Am I fuck letting you in

Oh crikey, I think he's going to rear-end us!

I think there’s a bit of a bottleneck further up

Get off my ass, mate.

@DanFmDorking

There's not enough room

I just want to go to sleeeeeep.

Surprising turn of speed, for an old banger

I wish we could speed this up a bit

Jesus, it's tight!

This stupid dick is right up my backside.

He clearly doesn’t come this way often

Oops, sorry OP, you already did that one

How about : look at this wanker speeding up my inside.

Aaw hell fire, again?!

One at a time, one at a bloody time, ffs, you can’t get two in there.

Are you looking at your phone!? You are aren’t you?! You’re on your bloody phone!

Remind me not to come this way again, it always takes too long.