Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

God your sister does that too

Shall we open the picnic box and treat ourselves to a party egg or would you rather a sucky sweet.

Fuck mr

If everyone lets someone in we can all get moving.

You waiting for a written invitation mate?

There is no bloody middle lane. Just choose a frigging lane.

Me*

Are we nearly there yet?

Bored now

Fuck me!

Don't you worry about it love, just take your sweet time.

For the love of god don't stop now!

Just wake me up when we get there ey

'Its not gonna fit in the boot'

Look at that twat!

OMG there's been an almighty spillage.

It's stop start stop start....

Am I fuck letting you in

I'm horn happy here!

Shit I think the kids are waking up

Can you pull out, I fancy a sandwich

Does your mum know what time we're coming?

Close the windows please.

There's a tricky right hander coming up.

I think something's leaking.

Undo your belt then.

We’ll never get there at this rate.

I’m glad I dint have to do this every day.

It’s totally jammers

Stop flashing at me.