Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

Pull back a bit

For fuck sake you have to indicate before doing that!

How long is this tunnel!

This is so funny 😂😂

Stop flashing, I'll move in my own good time.

Do you not realise that I can actually see you picking your nose?

We're getting nowhere- maybe you should get out and have a look?

Come on, you could get a bloody bus in there..

I really need a wee now..

This idiot's right up my arse

Look at him, coming up the inside.

Wait your turn

No way am I letting him in

For god's sake I said accelerate not put the bloody brakes on.

This is a bit of a sticky situation .

🤣I should be getting ready for bed, but instead I'm reading this and giggling to myself.

Don't stop now

Open the window its getting smelly in here

Open the window its getting smelly in here

I’m going to struggle to be in a car again with people making these comments.

Whoop dee fucking doooo..

Well doesn't this look long...how long do you reckon? ...Ooooh think I can manage that.

Oh FFS! Not again! This is the 3rd time this week!

Go easy we don't want any accidents.

Ohh for fuck sake have you farted again!..

Is that fertiliser or you?

Don't be leaving skid marks on the floor again!

Well this is half an hour of my life I'll never get back.

There's a pork pie and a flask of tea if you fancy it?

Don't pull out like that

The policemen is coming.