Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

Been busy tonight?

Look at that dickhead trying to get right up my arse!!

Are we at the end yet?

Who caused this mess?

Keep your hat on!

Take a left please, we are never going to get there otherwise.

You can come in but you'll have to wait

You could get a bloody bus through there

I can see you picking your nose you know

Stop checking your messages

How long is this tunnel?

There’s a load of orange cones further up”

“That tail-back is at least 3 miles long I reckon”

“In your dreams sunshine.”

Where’s the next exit?

Is that you squealing or do we need a new fan belt.

Does it always sound like this when it’s idling?

Sodding rubberneckers.

It wouldn’t be taking so long if people didn’t keep slowing down to have a look!

This prick is right up my arse!

@MNHQ

Please move this to Classics!

Shhhhh keep your voice down. The kids are asleep!!!

Is this the only speed you can do ?

I believe you need to change geae

Large wide load coming...

"I can see flashing lights ahead"
"If he merged, we'd all fit in"
"Lots of standing around looking busy and doing nothing"
"Do you mind if I retune?"

I got there quicker last week with your brother

Unusually windy tonight.

We're overheating.

The red mist's descended.

Oh God!

Shouting 'Go! Go! Go!' In your best Murray Walker impression

Why you stopping? Just bloody go!