Name something you can say in a traffic jam and also during sex

[Hushabyelullaby]

Prick's right up my arse
Hurry up
Are we nearly there yet?

Over to you...

Cheeky bugger didn’t even say thank you

What's the hold up?

I did say it was small but I can still manage 2 in the front and 3 in the back.

Bloody hell, I’m never going to get ‘there’

Fine, DON’T thank me

At last, we’re starting to move!

This is boring. What’s on Radio 4?...

Buckle up dear it's going to be a fast ride!!

Stop bloody going on at me, I’m doing my best!

Bugger me! Should've gone the back way first.

Why don't you have a sleep while I carry on?

Are we there yet?

For fucks sake, just pull out!!

Do you think we should consider trying an alternative route?

You test.

@CoachBombay

You could have bloody asked before you changed lanes...

You twat

Fine, you can be in charge next time!

Be nice if you indicated before pulling out

Just edge your way in, go on

Move!

I'm coming, I'm coming, hold your bloody horses!

Can't believe this lesson is costing £25 per hour and we're not doing anything!

Slow down you are going too bloody fast