Answers to songs.

[Goldenbug]

1. Are Friends Electric?

None of my friends are electric. My toaster is but we're no longer on speaking terms. Anybody got an electric friend? Otherwise I'd say no to that question.

1. Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

I don't. It's in America/Mexico somewhere I think but for me that's a no.

1. Should I stay or should I go?

If I go there will be trouble but if I stay it will be double, so the answer is go. Basic maths.

1. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?

Some questions shouldn't be asked. #measwell

1. How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Anybody know how much dogs are? Are dogs kept in windows more or less expensive than non-window dogs?

Who the fuck is Alice?

(Who fuckung cares?)

Did you even know that you're my hero?

No, I had no idea, but that's very kind of you to say.

ever know.

My phone hates me!

Do you really want to hurt me?

Well, no, George. I don't know you. And I'm not an especially violent person. Although if you eat the last chocolate digestive there might be words.

Where do broken hearts go?

Hospital

Do they find their way home?

No. See above.

Aaand if you tolerate this then your children will be next.
Not a question but a slippery slope argument surely, with repetition for emphasis.

Are you gonna go my way?
Are you passing the toilets?

How soon is now?
Immediate, assuming I understand the question

Q: Where Do You Go To, My Lovely?
A: Mind your own business!

Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
Take those sunglasses off indoors, might have a better chance then.

CazzieCatsRock good call.
What a creepy song. Bleurgh.

Q.Could it be magic ?
A. There’s no such thing as magic

How am I supposed to leave you now, now you’re looking like that?

Oh I see, 5 minutes ago you were ready to leave but now I’ve brushed my hair and put some lippie on you want to try again, you shallow bastard!

Are you lonesome tonight?

No, I've got the dog next to me on the sofa and I might watch a film later.

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

No Lionel I'm not and I greatly suspect you aren't looking for me either

No, I don't want you, I was quite happy when I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, believe it when I say I won't see you. I won't be sorry I assure you.

Q: Will You?
A: Will I what exactly?!

What does the fox say?

It barks. Now shut the fuck up.

Is Vic there?

No. The @!!@ moved out two years ago. He still owes me money, so let me know if you track him down, will you?

How much is that doggie in the window?
For the millionth time you can't have a dog, so the price is irrelevant

Bring On The Dancing Horses

Dressage?? At this time of night? I don't think so!

Does your mother know?

Yes, she's totally cool with it. In fact, she might come with us next time.

Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

Because they're fools. Answer's in the question. The really clever people like me stay single. And lonely

What's the name of the game?

Chess, monopoly, trivial pursuit- take your pick love.

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

Just put it away Elton. I'd do anything for love but I won't do that!