Answers to songs.

[Goldenbug]

1. Are Friends Electric?

None of my friends are electric. My toaster is but we're no longer on speaking terms. Anybody got an electric friend? Otherwise I'd say no to that question.

1. Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

I don't. It's in America/Mexico somewhere I think but for me that's a no.

1. Should I stay or should I go?

If I go there will be trouble but if I stay it will be double, so the answer is go. Basic maths.

1. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?

Some questions shouldn't be asked. #measwell

1. How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Anybody know how much dogs are? Are dogs kept in windows more or less expensive than non-window dogs?

What's it all about Alfie ?

It's about a madman who runs a motel. And it's Mr Hitchcock to you.

Hello, is it me your looking for?

Probably not!

"Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?"

Well, for starters my name isn't Annie but as you've kindly asked in the form of a song if I'm ok, I am as it happens. Thanks.

Isn't she lovely?

I really couldn't say, I don't know her that well.

Who are you?
I know who I am. You must be suffering a concussion not to know that.

If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad today?
Really don't know, could be that Black Friday deal that you were going after and got. Or it might be the muffin you just ate. Could also just be some indigestion. See how you feel tomorrow.

Is there life on Mars?
NASA is still trying to find that out. Several billions of dollars later and we still aren't sure. We'll get back to you on this one.

Always Crashing in the same Car.

So you lied about the MOT then?

Why does it always rain on me?

Because you moved to Wales.

Why did it have to be me?

Because you let yourself get into this mess.

Why why did I ever let you go?

You KNOW why, he cheated on you since you don't know when and he did things that made you angry and sad. Get this moved to relationships!

“Do you wanna be in my gang?”
No, Gary. Definitely not.

Do you remember we traipsed around from pub to pound shop to Kentish Town? Only a fiver to our name, the drunk on the doorstep had more to our shame

No you were the drunk, that's why we only had a fiver and why you are now an ex!

War, what is it good for?

Killing lots of people and wasting lots of money

What have you done for me lately?

Not much to be honest, I've been waiting for that cuppa for hours.

'Roxanne , you don't have to put on the red light..'

It's my bike light you moron... I don't want to get run over on my way home from work!

Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor
A beautiful day, we had lunch on the way and all for under a pound you know

Actually, no, we didn't. It took hours to get there, pissed with rain all day, kids were cold, miserable and did nothing except fight. And as for it only costing a pound, that's because you didn't put your hand in your pocket all day, arsehole, it cost me a bloody fortune.

When will I, will I be famous?

Depends, are we talking DM sad face article, top tip in take a break, part in TOWIE, or crime watch?