Answers to songs.

[Goldenbug]

1. Are Friends Electric?

None of my friends are electric. My toaster is but we're no longer on speaking terms. Anybody got an electric friend? Otherwise I'd say no to that question.

1. Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

I don't. It's in America/Mexico somewhere I think but for me that's a no.

1. Should I stay or should I go?

If I go there will be trouble but if I stay it will be double, so the answer is go. Basic maths.

1. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?

Some questions shouldn't be asked. #measwell

1. How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Anybody know how much dogs are? Are dogs kept in windows more or less expensive than non-window dogs?

My my how can I resist you!?

Quite easily if you put a pudding and cream in front of me

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Marry her off to a stiff-upper-lip captain with seven kids. It won’t solve her but it will make her someone else’s problem

Lay, lady, lay. Lay on my big, brass bed.
It's lie, Bob, I'm not a fucking hen

^So funny

Whats love got to do with it?

well, its either love, desperation or limerance
take your pick

Are you going to Scarborough fair?

No. So dont even think of getting me to look up your ex and give her a series of complicated instructions

Do you hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men?

Yes, and I wish they’d chill out with their activism and martyrdom. It’s past 11 and the noise needs to STOP

I have no idea who let them out but I wish they would stop barking and chasing my cat.

I can't stand the rain against my window.

So wear earplugs you dopey cow.

How wouid you feel if you won the war?

Merveilleux. Et nous tous devions parler français maintenant

What is love?

I don't know and no I'm not going to hurt you, I haven't got the upper body strength

Do you want to build a snowman?

Let me finish my cup of tea, and if I can find my gloves I’m up for it!

Do you remember?

Yes, unfortunately time and alcohol have not completely done the job. Better keep trying

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

No idea, but I am now known as guano girl, and fairly unwelcome in confined spaces

Do you want to know a secret?
No, no good ever comes from hearing other people's secrets.

@Jojoanna said in Uncle Vernons voice.

Who let the dogs out?
Who cares! Get them back in before they get hurt.

If I write you a love letter would you write back?
Probably not. I'd probably add it to the evidence the police have...

How soon is now?
Less than a jiffy which is the time it takes light to move one cm in a vacuum. So very quick.

Why don't we do it in the road?
Because it's illegal.

I bet you think this song is about you, don't you?
Well you did just say it was...

What's my name?
If you don't know I can't help you

Do they know it’s Christmas?

Probably. Selection boxes have been in Tesco for months already

What becomes of the broken hearted?

They sell their stories to Take a Break for £200.

Alice 😀

What's new pussycat?

It's a dead mouse you inferior human. Now get me some felix and stroke my head, otherwise I'm going to shred your curtains.

She drives me crazy!

Well LTB then!

The answer to do they know it's Christmas is Yes, Christianity exists in Africa and it was very much alive and well in the 1980s also.

I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor

Well, not that I want to boast or anything, but yes, yes I do!

Are we human or are we dancers?

Why must I choose? The two things are not mutually exclusive.

(I can’t really dance though, tbh)

Get Here!

No, Oleta. Not until you can ask me nicely.....

Do ya think I'm sexy?

Er ... that would be a no, Rod. Sorry!