Answers to songs.

[Goldenbug]

1. Are Friends Electric?

None of my friends are electric. My toaster is but we're no longer on speaking terms. Anybody got an electric friend? Otherwise I'd say no to that question.

1. Do You Know the Way to San Jose?

I don't. It's in America/Mexico somewhere I think but for me that's a no.

1. Should I stay or should I go?

If I go there will be trouble but if I stay it will be double, so the answer is go. Basic maths.

1. If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?

Some questions shouldn't be asked. #measwell

1. How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

Anybody know how much dogs are? Are dogs kept in windows more or less expensive than non-window dogs?

Why why why Delilah?

FFS sake Tom, give me a bloody break!

When Will I See You Again?

Don't complain to me. Told you you shoulda gone to Specsavers!

How to save a life

If you have been trained in CPR, including rescue breaths, and feel confident using your skills, you should give chest compressions with rescue breaths.

If you're not completely confident, attempt hands-only CPR instead.

OR RING 999 NOW

Do you remember the first time?

Oooh ... was it when we were staying at your mum's place that Christmas? Or was the time in the back of the Fiesta? Hang on, wasn't it at your friend's 21st? No, the Fiesta was definitely before that because I had long hair then and it got caught in the door. I didn't have long hair at your friend's 21st - or did I? Did I have it tied back that night ...

Who wants to live forever?

Miss you pops - I know you didn't want to live forever. But wish we could have had you around for a bit longer.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?

Um... now I am, I'm thinking not so much!

Do you think I'm sexy?

Don't want to be rude, but....

Do you wanna dance?

If I did, I would already be

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Who let the dogs out?

What do you mean, who let the dogs out ? Do you enjoy cleaning poo off the carpet?

Tell me something girl, are you happy in this modern world? Or do you need more, is there something you are searching for?

Bradley - I am searching for you and if I find you I ain't letting you out again!!

Where is my mind?

I don’t know. Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

How deep is your love? Dunno, don’t have a measuring tape

Is she really going out with him?

Nah ... actually, he works for MI5. He's taken her to see 'Jaws 2' as part of an undercover operation to investigate the influencing of election results via subliminal messages in popular films. That's all there is to it. Honest.

Where have all the flowers gone?

It’s November!

Ne-Ne, Na-Na, Na-Na, Nu-Nu

O-kaaaay, Buster. This just ain't working, love, is it?! Runs for the hills....

"Who is this pup?" [I said dismayed]

That's my puppy! Adorable and badly behaved!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

No, actually, I place more value on the fact she shares my interest in the Ottoman-Habsburg wars. Even though we can never agree whether the Battle of Vienna was a turning point in the 300 year conflict, or simply further proof of the ongoing decay of the Ottoman Empire.

Cause I'm humming along to the same old song, I don't know the lyrics, I'm searching for the meaning.

Need lessons on googling, Danny?

Does your mother know that you’re out?

Well, given that I’m 35 and moved out 17 years ago, I don’t think it has anything to do with her.

If I was on a more high-tech device, I'd give lots of heart to the poster who posted "Is she really going out with him" ScreamingValenta I'm looking at you - I've seen them live 7 times!

One for you:
Are you just a one night stand?

When will I be famous?
Never, you sad wannbe!

If bluebirds fly over the rainbow, why can't I?
Because rainbows are optical illusions, love!

Are you just a one night stand?

To be frank, I was intending to ignore your text, but I'm two weeks overdue now, and I've just used a ClearBlue test ...

Screaming - are we going to dance to a different song?

KeepServing Why would we need a different song? Whatever's wrong with the Wurzels' seminal hit I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester?

Isn't it ironic?

No Alanis it certainly isn't. Rain on your wedding day is just poor weather and pretty usual in Britain.

Close your eyes, give me your hand (darling), do you feel my heart beating?

Yes, yes I do. Strangely enough as your'e here, asking me stupid questions, AND NOT DEAD!