Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine

Ooh no.

www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,21028442,00.html

FFS.
five minutes ago?
I start a brand new thread and they split up 5 minutes ago?!
Bad Tayto.

It should have been on the 1000th post of the last one. Darn it.
Now left here like Piffy on a rock bun.

www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-split-after-three-months-of-dating-w434036

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3776754/Tom-Hiddleston-Taylor-Swift-split-three-months.html

Ah Tom; don't say we didn't warn you

I am vair triste I did not leave 1000th post now. Could have been a lovely poetic end. Is it possible to rename a thread? This needs to be R.I.P. Tayto.
Will Tim be taking Ma to the Emmys then?

blindgossip.com/?p=80661

The full weight of her pr machine will blow timbo to smithereens!

Most of those photos were blatantly staged from her end!!

Or is she suggesting he bought the vest....

I doubt anything that the fail says is true!

So which one is i: she's fed up or he's fed up?

Her paparazzi but Tim'a fault
if this is trye i'm back on TeamTiom

Have not posted before but have followed intently...

I think that The Man Who Would Be Bond stunt has backfired on him horribly but I have NO IDEA who she thinks she will convince of her sudden and uncharacteristic Greta Garboish need for privacy, if that is indeed a thing, because I too cannot suss who of the two of them is Fed Up.

Confused, so very confused

Lol at Greta Garbo 😂

All his credibility erased in the wearing of one misguided vest and for what?

I've just heard the news
.
How bloody selfish, we've been waiting patiently for the Emmys.
Bastards.

We need a statement from Lulu.
Im gutted, who are we going to mock now

Lulu is very happy because he now gets t be tims plus one for the Emmys

Uricon ironically her last boyfriend was much more keen on keeping it low key than Loki

I'm glad there's a new thread but I can't say that I'm not disappointed that my post wasn't the last one on the last. It was going to be:

breaking news

There's break up news........

Well didn't someone did warn us on the first thread that he was a bit desperate to raise his profile.

Nooooo

I can't believe it's over, I never expected that

^I am truly sorry Donatella When I posted I thought we still had some posts to go, was posting the new link here when it wouldn't.
Even asked MNHQ to erase last post and retitle this thread (invested too much?!)

Mine would have been...

And like that, they were gone....

or

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Taybot, what did you just do?!

or

It's been emotional

But as Tim was in precisely none of those films, "breaking news-break up news" clinches it

A Shakespeare quote for this period of mourning...

...even Love unreturned has its rainbow

Oh no.... This is the thing that has kept me going through the dark night of the soul....

Thank you! Love these threads...

Rather belatedly, I confess that the maggot of doubt about the veracity of the Tayto romance entered my mind on seeing the Aldeburgh Beach Incident reported.

Johnny Depp (mid Pirates of the Caribbean era) managed to walk a local beach , not far from there, in a white suit, top hat and dark glasses and ne'er a sniff of the paparazzi.

Nooo say it isn't true!