Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

Ahh, I just tore myself away from my fassbender obsession to say there is speculation that Tayto are reunited, but I got beaten God I really hope they are as I need some quality entertainment through the dark too early evenings!

I came hunting for this thread after seeing BG too! I've missed the twaddle! Bring back Tayto!

Oh and Chezza Fezza Vezza is on the One Show tonight #bumpwatch

I would love if TayTo were together again . . .

Although tbh I might love Britney and Tim even more. I can just see Marjorie clambering over the rocks, on the beach, wearing Britney's red leather catsuit from the Kevin Bacon ad and Britney sitting in the pub, entertaining the WI with tales of inappropriate past dalliances. fingers crossed this actually comes true

I notice Chezza is just Cheryl now. Like Madonna except not like Madonna at all

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So TayTo is unbroken? Or was Tay just meeting up with Marjorie?

And what is the skinny on Biffa Chezza - did she get pregnant just to hide the fillers?

And Harry and American actress? REAL?

I'm unconvinced about Biffa. On the other hand apparently Tay is pregnant by Calvin....

you couldn't make it up

Let's hope Tayto is back. Maybe Tay considered all the other unconvincing prospective boyfs that have been mentioned and felt she couldn't do better than Tom!

Not convinced by Chiam in the slightest. Was reading an interesting old Popbitch article about her earlier.

popbitch.com/home/2014/08/21/raking-over-old-coles/

What's the Harry with an actress story? I've missed that.

Oh just realised prince Harry and the girl from Suits! She's beautiful. The evil UK press are bound to drive her away, (if it's real, no idea if it is).

They are never ever ever getting back together