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Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 06/09/2016 20:56

Tayto thread FIVE.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/sleb_twaddle/2688420-one-tayto-two-tayto-three-tayto-FOUR-Taylor-Swift-the-unstoppable-pap-machine?pg=40&order=

^previous thread

Grin First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space. Grin

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 09:36

It seems i jave been following the wrong account Confused but it's exactly the same one with the hadle and pictures!
Look, I've been following the first on the list, which seems to be fake. But why? It's exactly the same?!

Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5
Donatellalymanmoss · 07/09/2016 09:44

Some people make fake Instagram account of celebrities and duplicate every post. It's a hobby of sorts I suppose!!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 09:49

Lol

Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5
Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5
AlfrescoBalconyWanker · 07/09/2016 10:03

Apparently it's exactly 90 days from end to finish. Nice contract length Grin

But how on earth does she think she can blame him for hogging the spotlight when she's the one hiring the paps?

www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/09/blind-items-revealed-2-570.html - I wonder what Enty will be saying tonight?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 10:35

Tim is not gay 😤😑

TheAntiBoop · 07/09/2016 10:50

I think swift will come out of this worse than Tim

Yes he looked desperate but she has come across as cynical and ruthless. The whole 'she wants to keep her relationships private' thing is just nuts!!

Whentheshipgoesdown · 07/09/2016 11:12

Can I we get back to shipping LuTim now? Grin

sharkinthedark · 07/09/2016 11:16

''Though the sensible thing is to ignore it all, I want Tim to auction The Vest for a worthy charity.''

This would be a genius move for Tim's PR, but we all know that TayTay has the vest.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 11:18

Shut up when.
Tim likes kebab, not hot dogs.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 11:19

Dont think LuTim flows very well. TimLu? Lim? Tum? 😬🤔

Whentheshipgoesdown · 07/09/2016 11:40

I see you're changing your mind a bit now you've played with the shipping portmanteaus, drink.

In lower rent sleb news looks like Chiam are getting married as L has updated his twitter profile to say he's the luckiest man alive.

MitzyLeFrouf · 07/09/2016 11:53

So this gruesome partnership has finally ended.

Less sex appeal than Neil and Christine Hamilton.
Less convincing than Joan Collins' wig
Less charismatic than Donald Trump's ballsack.

Be gone you awful pair.

MitzyLeFrouf · 07/09/2016 11:58

Cheryl Many-Surnames cannot be getting married A-BLOODY-GAIN? Can she?

AllMumsyWereTheBorrowedClothes · 07/09/2016 12:12

It's all so sad tragic funny nope, can't decide, but Tayto/Tim was a great distraction from serious stuff this summer.

That crazydaysandnights thing is mad though, surely the poor man can get a coffee if he's not filming for hour or two, maybe he turned off his location finder bracelet! Or maybe it was just a clever mugger Confused

His twitter has a new film in support of children's education, talking about journeys to school. He talks about listening to comedy programmes on cassette tapes in the car because I'm very old and I went to school a very long time ago They cheered him up on the way back to board. Aah!

It looks like Tim is going to survive the epic summer of romance, hurrah!! It'll be fun seeing some of the tripe that will surely follow, the photo of taytay leaving the gym yesterday is Grin "No regrets!" (DM, sorry can't link) We'll all just have to be braveHmm, Tim looks happier (and less haggard) than of late, so here's to an autumn of 'appiness - slinks away shamefacedly for such an inadequate grasp of the English language Blush

Thisismadness · 07/09/2016 13:12

Who'll be the first to 'throw shade'? I'd go for Taytay, Tim's far too nice!

I thought I'd read Chiam had split? I'm pretty sure they'll not get married!

Whentheshipgoesdown · 07/09/2016 13:22

Don't make me find Liam Payne on twitter in the lift at work....

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 13:26

Nah, I dont care for liam or chezza

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 13:27

I wonder who with Tim will shack up with. He reminds me if my ex-bf.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 13:30

Tim wont be theowing any shades 🙄

TheSpottedZebra · 07/09/2016 13:31

Tim's beloved Shakespeare said to 'give sorrow words' and so I am back here (I was on thread 1, maybe 2 and 3? But couldn't keep up) to share my sad sorrow with you. And to give it words.

It's over. Who saw that coming? What a big big shock.

MitzyLeFrouf · 07/09/2016 13:31

Tom's mum will be happy I bet.

TheSpottedZebra · 07/09/2016 13:33

I am LOVING the jaunty shapes that Tay is throwing in the SBOS. She's not sad! She's happy! Happy single! She did he dumping! And she still has 4 tonnes of bodyguards surrounding her, should she need a bag carrying.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 13:35

Tim has a FB page?!

TheSpottedZebra · 07/09/2016 13:36

Tom's mum is still in the Caribbean - she just had to take a short but curiously well-photographed stroll on a breezy beach in exchange for a long hot summer full of Sea Breezes and Piña Coladas borne aloft by hot waiters on a nice island somewhere, with a library of well-thumbed Joanna Trollope novels and quite hard sudokus.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/09/2016 13:40

This is good.

Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5