Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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^previous thread

First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

DM has tweeted a hilair gif of nude Calvin itching his chin which I don't have anywhere near the competence to link to

Can't get the gift to link but a nice photo for Donatella for finishing the PhD

Lulu is very happy because he now gets t be tims plus one for the Emmys
This is the silver lining. As long as Tim doesn't cry it off due to his laughing stock status work commitments.

Have they stopped following each other on social media?

Ah bless MNHQ, they did their best...post 1000 from Tayto 4 is now deleted. They have also renamed it for me...but I wanted this thread renaming. Do I bother them with such frivolity?

Calvin the Thinker. Wunderschön.

He's still following her in iG

Emmy finished with you. It's Tay-Tover.

^ Alas, deletion of post does not allow for Donatella's pun as still capped at 1000. Ah well. Love all y'all. Later taters x

at the lovely MNHQ renaming the old thread.
Remember the socks? I might order a commemorative pair.

Ah, KImmy, your timing is impeccable
Tayto is over, who would have thought it everyone

Cannot wait for a. CH having a dig on Twitter and b. Swiftys Next album

DrinkFeckArseGirls thanks. I don't really imagine Tim to be the unfollowing type. Unless you insult Shakespeare then he will beat you with his copy of the Guardian. Death by a hundred paper cuts.

frayed as a shakespeare quoting guardian reader I love it. Shall i compare thee to a summer's tay? I wish I had more when that came from 😄

Thanks Frayed that's my favourite Calvin gif.

Tim will probably keep following, they're staying friends apparently.

Yes they're staying friends as she assasinates his character 😂

He's been purged from her Instagram... now it's official!

When I saw the news the first thing I though of was Mn

Oh ffs. I've lurked through 4 threads and now they break up?! Dammit TayTo!

And to think before all this he was being tipped as the next Bond.

Tim is still following Tay in instagram, but he's following other people now too, for ages he was only following her. To attempt to hide it better when he unfollows maybe? Oh dear Tim - that's not going to work!

According to yesterday's paper Daniel Craig is reconsidering Bond as they've offered him £100m (or is that $100m or does it even matter which?).

She's still following him on instagram too, so not a total purge then.

Tom is going to need some serious plans for finding some new credibility now before Taylor's PR team really put the boot in.

Getting a kicking from Taylor's PR team will probably give him street cred amongst the over thirties if he takes a 'do I look like I give a shit?' Stance

Those photos will always be around to make him criiiiiinge though

Sooo sad! Incidentally haven't I read that 3 months is the standard 'contract' in these matters?

The SBoS TayTay dumping Tim over arm-candy Emmy invite has made my morning. TayTay's team are really pushing the sex kitten angle but it just doesn't work for me.

Though the sensible thing is to ignore it all, I want Tim to auction The Vest for a worthy charity.

But on i stagram
He only follows her??? So where is he following other people?