Emmy let you finish...50 shades of grey suede shoes on the red carpet? It's Tayto#5

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Tayto thread FIVE.

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First rule of Tayto Squad: call Tom Tim.
Second rule of Tayto Squad: don't do talk about Tim.
Or Tay. Or Timotay. Or Lulu. Or Larry. Or SoS shenanigans.
Emmys Sept 18th 12 days to go. Prime PR opps pre Emmys 14th Sept.
Watch this Blank Space.

LuTom is great, especially as I am from Luton (don't judge). I can see the benefit of TuTu and certainly no-one who hasn't lived through 4 threads would know what on earth we are talking about.

Loving Calvin on the SBoS. The strength of my interest in Calvin Harris is taking me by some surprise.

What aboit LoLo?

Drink Jenna and Rob Stark split about a year ago, I think. He spent the entire Cinderella press tour making goo goo eyes at Matt Smiths girlfriend and they split soon after.

Emma Watson would be great. Can't see him with Emilia Clarke. Maybe a nice theatre actress who's 'up and coming' but nobody's heard of?

Taytay does look rather demented in those staged photos with her jutting chin and nasty smirk.

Daily Fail have now got a forlorn Tim having coffee with I think LuLu & another. As lovely as you no doubt are LuLu, I'd sack you for allowing this summer of shenanigans.

Great timing for Calvin to get GQ's man of the year.

I think Emma Watson is also a client of Lulu.

TayTay really has Resting Smug Face down.

I think Tim will try to beg bag a Serious West End Role and make weird stuttering passive aggressive statement about truths, falsehoods and giving his all to all things authentic then take up with either an artist or a courier.

The TayTay respecting Calvin's need for privacy was a well executed bitchplop.

The SBoS was claiming Jenna C was dating her Victoria co-star. Obviously the SBoS is a Beacon of Truth.

God lucky girl if she is. Tom Hughes is hotter than the sun

God lucky girl if she is. Tom Hughes is hotter than the sun

Oops so hot I said it twice!

Clearly not up to date on my slebs!

Its OK. I follow Jenna on Instagram. I find out all the gossip from other people posting on there!

After the many years of jibes from Laurence Fox, I think Tim should hook up with Billie Piper.

SBoS now claiming Tim is going to try and win TayTay back . And he has turned to his friends for support but TayTay is dealing with it solo. Dear me, they really are trying to make him look like a limp lettuce.

I know I shouldn't really but for those who remember Last of the Summer Wine - I give you Norah Batty's ankles (I'm a meanie, sorry )

LuLu has been at work then Dm
Now claim they broke up cause he got tired of her. Inwonder what the next "article"
Will claim.

You wouldnt believe it but I have an actual job to go to in a bit 😑 I do have a life, promise.

Although not sure of calling him a 3 months dater amd commitment phobe is a good thing for his image🤔 LuLu needs to find a good balance.

Ok god dammit I'm 41 and doing my best to keep up here. Who the feck is lulu?

Why, why dont they just leave it alone? Almost everyone in the world knew it was fake. Nobody broke up with anyone. One or the other demanded out of the contract because it wasn't working! Just give us some crap excuse about mutual decisions and leave it at that! I think we should set up a mumsnet PR agency. We'd be better than whoever these pair are paying millions to! (Although on the other hand, have we go anything else to entertain us...)

Luke I think - Tim's boyfriend PR man.

Maybe Like is jealous and just wants to show Tim that he doesn't need women just him.

Tim can't date Billie Piper not after the photos of her looking absolutely wasted, weaving down the street with a bottle in her hand proving once and for all that, even if you are a beautiful actress/singer, drinking and smoking in public does not make you look like Sandy from Grease but more like Pete Doherty

Billie Piper is genius! It would completely wash the image of Tayto from everyones brains and piss off Lawrence Fox at the same time. The DM have it in for Billie Piper for some reason. They will always publish pictures that make her look the worst possible so they can get their ingrate readers to come on and say how rough she is. I like her. Shes incredibly talented on stage You can do that if you are a drunk. I also think she needs to be single for more than 5 minutes though!

"Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston broke up? Wouldn’t it be kinda funny if I logged off & wrote a song about it before she got the chance?"
Tay beter hurry up, Bette Midler just posted this on fb

Billie would eat Tim alive.